Ronaldo

Aye, Bellamy clearly wanted to leave.

Harper Taylor Williamson Coloccini Kadar Routledge Smith Guthrie Jonas Lovenkrands Shola/Nolan

young andy cole? Aye, best make another thread about me. i need you to leave for a while in embarassment first. I hadn't been anywhere near NO or my computer for hours before you made the thread and didn't come on for a fair few hours afterwards. No wonder you're asking for advice on steroids, you need all the extra testosterone you can get mate, gutless little scumbag.

Carroll does maintain a run, 1 goal every 5 games.

young andy cole? Aye, best make another thread about me.

doesn't help when half the time Carroll doesn't appear to be flicking it on to anyone in particular. Just seems like he's told to make sure he get his head on it and hope for the best. That's been evident all season, but people turn a blind eye and hope he magically transforms into Shearer.

Ranger is still a poor finisher and as it stands Beckford is twice the player. Ranger has the potential to be better though.

Lampard's the motherfucking king snake. Thank fuck he's English.

We play long balls to Carroll like he's Drogba when all it achieves is us losing the ball, time and time again.

Fair enough, but he looked good for us and has proven this season that even in an average team he's better than anyone in our squad at scoring goals from deeper positions.

Why would anyone say no?

Where are all those who want to sell Barton btw?

Absolutely fucking terrible. Every game reinforces the theory that it's them two that pick the team.

Jonas will thrive with this lad on the other wing.

That's because Smith went missing and Colo was playing in two positions.

Harper 7 - What a save! Kadar 6 - Ok, looks a little vulnerable with players running at him. Williamson 7 - Very solid, especially in the air. Coloccini 7 - Solid, took control of the defence tonight. Enrique 7 - Same old, looked our best attacking threat when on the pitch. Guthrie 5 - Was blatantly told to hug the touchline and cover RB, which nullified his presence completely. Smith 4.5 - Did very little except march around the centre circle clapping his hands, poor player. Nolan 4 - Waste of a shirt for the 5th game running. Jonas 6.5 - Looked a threat but it's absolutely imperative that we play Routledge on the right to stop him being doubled up on. Loven 5.5 - Looked our best bet for a goal but wasn't timing his runs well at all and not helped by the c*** on the touchline. Carroll 6 - He tried hard and I appreciate that but far too many times we put good balls into the box and he was nowhere to be seen. Pancrate 6 - Did a decent enough job at RB, fair play to him. Routledge 7 - Looks just what need, who the hell said he couldn't cross btw? Ranger 6.5 - Took the goal brilliantly. Hughton's so clueless it's funny btw. We should have raped that pile of s**** but at times played like he had 10K on a 1-0 win.

Time to go, can't wait for this, HTL!!!

Agreed, though gotta be a kick up the arse for Pancrate or he'll be tugged off at half time again.

Goalless wonder?

Aquilani would have been perfect for that game, one touch passing, good in tight spaces under pressure in a game where Wolves were closing down constantly. Quite simply, what the hell is Benitez playing at?

Of course they wont, people are sheep and those two are 'expensive foreign flops'.

Oh ok, I assumed that was personal choice.

I'm amazed people are choosing Nolan.

Harper Taylor Colo Enrique Ambrose Adam Majewski Whittingham Earnshaw Shola Boyd

He's scored goals for fun this season, nobody is saying any different. Just think it's funny that since his transfer request he's scored 3 goals in 2 against Man U and Spurs but 0 in 3 against poor League One opposition.