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Are you for real? You don't think he's better than Taylor? Senderos is a mid-table premiership defender in my view.

That got too much attention though, look at that wanker Hangeland against Sidebe on Tuesday. Brushed under the carpet because it was a lesser game.

I'd love us to go for Senderos in the summer, i'd sell Taylor to fund it.

Some of us like to spend money.

No it's not. It's incredible.

Looks good. As i've said, he's not ideal and he'll be hated by sections of the fans but he'll get 10 goals between now and May. And i'll get my April holiday paid for.

I agree. I reckon we'd get Beckford if we offer £1.5m + Ranger for rest of season. That would suit both parties as I feel Ranger would thrive at Leeds and Beckford would be ideal for us. Anything other than them getting a proven goalscorer to replace beckford is not a suitable deal for them atall. I think Ranger will improve, but that takes time & its a risk in general let alone using him to replace someone whos already scored 20 this season. Carrolls the same, theyd laugh off both offers. Is the right answer. Beckford offers up something that our current lot (bar Shola) does not, or else we wouldn't be in for him in the first place. Shola plays on the shoulder of the last man and gets in behind defences? Really? I was referring to goals, was that not bleedingly obvious?

I agree. I reckon we'd get Beckford if we offer £1.5m + Ranger for rest of season. That would suit both parties as I feel Ranger would thrive at Leeds and Beckford would be ideal for us. Anything other than them getting a proven goalscorer to replace beckford is not a suitable deal for them atall. I think Ranger will improve, but that takes time & its a risk in general let alone using him to replace someone whos already scored 20 this season. Carrolls the same, theyd laugh off both offers. Is the right answer. Beckford offers up something that our current lot (bar Shola) does not, or else we wouldn't be in for him in the first place.

Could play an important part in signing him tbh.

Going up, they were 2/1 then 5/2 yesterday.

Odds for Villa are now 5/1.

After calling the national press and his agent, perhaps.

He can't dribble because he isn't quick with the ball, isn't strong and yep, doesn't have a great touch. His touch is adequate though, better than Carroll's.

Add in Harewood who's 6'1" ish, Agbonlahor is 5'11. Basically utter nonsense by dj, who'd have ever thought it?

Everytime a conversation about Carroll comes up, someone mentions that he 'wins every ball' in the air, like that alone makes him worthy of a place in the team. Move on, just because he's got the completely, amazingly unique talent of being able to jump up and head the ball doesn't make him the next Shearer.

Lovenkrands's touch worse than Carroll's? What the hell have you been smoking?

Don't think he was that shocking last season compared to our other players imo. That's because you couldn't see him due to him playing hide and seek when on the pitch. Even if so I still think there were many players (Butt, Coloccini of last season, Owen from January on, Ryan Taylor, Duff and also Geremi who had a few games that time still iirc) who were worse. None of those were worse except Owen.

Yeah, if you want to build an army of dwarfs up front for Villa An army of dwarfs? Do they have even one short striker?

Carroll's right foot might as well be covered in barb wire man. Age might aswell be an attribute on this board.

Keane is the better player.

Don't really understand how Shola comes in for criticism for his touch in comparison to Carroll. Neither are impressive but at least Shola has some ability on the floor, whereas Carroll has just looked a big clumsy lunk mostly. Zactly.

Scored twice in a 3-2 defeat against Man U for QPR if memory serves.

What are you laughing at? Ferdinand couldn't score in a 1 vs 1 against Man Utd if his life depended on it. He is in his 40's. Couldn't do it in his 20's either. But his 30's we never know. He scored at Old Trafford when he was about 31 or 32 for Spurs.

What are you laughing at? Ferdinand couldn't score in a 1 vs 1 against Man Utd if his life depended on it. Scored plenty against Man U, just not for us.