Ronaldo

It's now or never for Beckford.

He's a goalscorer man. He'll get double figures for them from now until May.

Shite.

Don't expect Beckford to do much moving mind. His movement is often intelligent but he isn't dynamic in his coverage of the final coverage third. :-[

Absolutely unbelievable.

Why not?

You said Lovenkrands was a premiership qualiy striker last week, make your mind up man.

Same, absolutely ridiuclous. A player who can't get on the bench in the championship being paraded around like Zidane.

You forget the cross face!!!!!! I most certainly did have a cross face when I typed that.

You best leave the country if this doesn't come off Skirge.

Benoit's operatus modi is to use cords and pillows.

Best go to ESPN if you want the number lads, Mick has Wiki covered.

Blatantly coming here.

Have they been on telly much? Loads mate. Just about every one of their away games has been televised. The ones that haven't I've watched online.

Spanish? Cesc is from Catalonia.

Is that it? I think you're easly impressed then, you tool. There are plenty of football coaches out there with all of those fancy badges, but most of them aren't good enough to manage. What is with you and calling people names?

I don't look at youtube vids of footballers anymore. Me and my housemates have watched a lot of Gijon games this season and have been very impressed with De Las Cuervas, he's a bit like Fabregas.

Isn't that the second time 'mother's milk' has been dragged into this.

It doesn't work, they're going down.

He's incredible. He's a midfielder and quite creative.

Nobody seen De Las Cuervas then? I think he'd absolutely fucking perfect to channel our play through.

Thing is with Davies, when he has a good game the pundits go mental for him, but this is only really the case for 1 in 4 games. He fails to make an impact in 75% of their games and they simply get swept under the carpet. Very much a 'can do no wrong' player. These same w***** pundits wouldn't want them anywhere near their clubs though.

Elmander isn't right for the premiership. One good defender out of 4 doesn't make a good defence, neither does one midfielder out of 4, and Kevin Davies is horrifically overrated. I do like Taylor though.

Wish he'd taken over there 2 weeks back, we'd have beat them 2-0.