Ronaldo

Add in Harewood who's 6'1" ish, Agbonlahor is 5'11. Basically utter nonsense by dj, who'd have ever thought it?

Everytime a conversation about Carroll comes up, someone mentions that he 'wins every ball' in the air, like that alone makes him worthy of a place in the team. Move on, just because he's got the completely, amazingly unique talent of being able to jump up and head the ball doesn't make him the next Shearer.

Lovenkrands's touch worse than Carroll's? What the hell have you been smoking?

Don't think he was that shocking last season compared to our other players imo. That's because you couldn't see him due to him playing hide and seek when on the pitch. Even if so I still think there were many players (Butt, Coloccini of last season, Owen from January on, Ryan Taylor, Duff and also Geremi who had a few games that time still iirc) who were worse. None of those were worse except Owen.

Yeah, if you want to build an army of dwarfs up front for Villa An army of dwarfs? Do they have even one short striker?

Carroll's right foot might as well be covered in barb wire man. Age might aswell be an attribute on this board.

Keane is the better player.

Don't really understand how Shola comes in for criticism for his touch in comparison to Carroll. Neither are impressive but at least Shola has some ability on the floor, whereas Carroll has just looked a big clumsy lunk mostly. Zactly.

Scored twice in a 3-2 defeat against Man U for QPR if memory serves.

What are you laughing at? Ferdinand couldn't score in a 1 vs 1 against Man Utd if his life depended on it. He is in his 40's. Couldn't do it in his 20's either. But his 30's we never know. He scored at Old Trafford when he was about 31 or 32 for Spurs.

What are you laughing at? Ferdinand couldn't score in a 1 vs 1 against Man Utd if his life depended on it. Scored plenty against Man U, just not for us.

The majority of Leeds fans (including the two i live with) say he's almost their least skillful and most certainly laziest player. Skill and courage.

Skill and courage. Glanville's seen him play once then, pathetic.

What's that daft song Milan keep playing?

Must have missed that.

The Derby defenders pissed all over him.

Ronaldinho has somat likes 10 goals from open play since joining Milan doesn't he? What a decline.

Add 'Rovers' and that's pretty much your funniest ever post.

Fair play, excellent my arse though.

Carroll hasn't even proved himself to be a championship player yet. At least Shola is good enough where we are.

And Carroll is now playing in the best team in the league, against terrible defenders.

Ambrosini has been absolutely brilliant.

He did score goals in the champions league but Carroll has never been given an opportunity in one of the most attacking teams in europe and in one of the best teams in the premiership has he? So you don't think a 21 year old Shola is capable of more than 4 goals in this league?

Not a fan of Shola, but at 20 he was a year away from scoring goals in the champions leage. Carroll scores less than 1 in 4 in the championship.