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Beyond diving he knew nowt about it man.

Lovenkrands and Carroll still our best partnership though.

Hands up who thought that was a world class save though.

Of course he did man, always fucking does.

He didn't have the ball. As neesy says, it's a contact sport. Keepers get far too much protection, we should be as aware of that as anyone.

Colo and Enrique a liability. Says it all.

As above, but Carroll has to play if we're going to use those horrific tactics again.

How did they foul him? What makes it a world class save, because he dived for it?

Not to that extent man Spence, that was a complete fucking parody man.

It's poor goalkeeping man, he needs to be coming out and dealing with it. And world class save?

Zactly.

My word man, you spoil yourself with such garbage.

This forum sometimes man. We could put Van Nistelrooj up there and he'd look terrible with those tactics.

Spot on Jackie.

Thank fuck for Nolan. Without him we'd be starting Butt and Smith and sitting in 12th.

Coloccini gave away one corner so you give him the same as Butt?

He scores poacher's goals evidently, you need a bit of that. Mind you, there's no point in having him with those tactics. I said when we signed him that despite his build he's not a long ball footballer. Hughton must have missed ma post.

If it's too high for him to catch (twasn't imo) then he should be coming out and punching it. He was very slow off his line all game today.

Change the username and avatar, you'll have considerably more success.

Owen at the WC, good one.

I like Harper but it's his fault for that second goal, he should be further off his line and coming to snatch that.

Mind, you don't fucking start Harewood and Ameobi if you're just going to hoof it long all game, shocking tactics. I'd never advocate long ball tactics because we're simply playing to other team's strengths in this league. However, IF we're going to employ such negative tactics, we should just play 4-5-1 with Nolan off Carroll. Playing 4-4-2 with those tactics just isolates the 2 front men from the game.

Harper 5 Simpson 6 Taylor 5 Coloccini 7 Enrique 6 Guthrie 6.5 Butt 3 Nolan 5 Jonas 5 Shola 6 Harewood 4 Carroll 6 Pancrate 4 Lovenkrands 5

Get a fucking grip man Butt was bloody hopeless.

The tactics are beyond laughable like, just kick the ball as far as you can lads.