Ronaldo

Tell me about it.

He can't pass/control the ball to save his life. I think he'd even struggle in this league.

He's done well at Stoke but defintely not a player i'd go for if I had the choice.

he'd still have been getting more gametime with us than he has with burnley. Liked the lad while he was here and was sorry to see him leave Come on man he was absolutely terrible. Horrible excuse for a footballer.

Butt is the better athlete? Than who, Lenny henry?

What utter nonsense. Lennon, SWP and Milner are options. Only one of those will go and compete with Gerrard and J.Cole for a place on the flanks. Italy won it with Mauro Camrogypsi on the wing man.

£9m on a central defender with one good season on his CV? The defence is fine, it's all about improving the midfield and attack.

SWP is a decent player but not in Lennon's league tbh. Another one who came from Chelsea looking a shadow of the player who signed for them.

We've coped fine without Shola but most (including me to an extent) call him the best striker in our squad. It's a indictment of this league, not Barton that we've done well without him.

And you choose David Wheater - who's considerably slower than Coloccini? Taylor struggles with pacey strikers, always has done - that's him off aswell then. John Terry used to have a torrid time with them, still does every now and then, but he's found a way around it.

Sacking Barton would make an awful lot of sense given he's one of only two midfielders at the club that's proven in the premiership.

Attainable Affordable Young Plays with Steven Taylor for the U21s Premier League experience He's not the best defender in the world but he's probably about as good as we could get We've got a mid-table premiership defence right now, we need to do eveything we can to build a good side in front of it. And not add championship standard cloggers like David Wheater.

I'm sure his hand just slipped out of his pocket when he assaulted that girl.

David Wheater? Are you all on glue or what?

Great, assualts women and glasses people on a monday morning.

I think you're seriously over-estimating some of the dross in the Premier League then, because that's no worse than the likes of Burnley, Bolton, Hull, Wolves, etc. Of course we'd struggle, but to say something like that is a bit daft. Come on man, Gutrie and Mbia would create pretty much fuck all and Vela and Shola might score 15 between them if we're lucky.

Taylor and Campbell would get anihilated in the premiership tbh. Vela and Ameobi? Guthrie and Mbia? Cleverly and Jonas as wingers? We'd finish on 10 points.

Sorry mate but.....

There's a hell of a conclusion, Lampard and Fabregas also missed penalties this weekend. It's easily done.

That'll be him going down to the DW gym in Boro tomorrow. Sick fuckers.

His balance is as bad as anyone's i've ever seen tbh.

Pretty poor other than that again I thought. Never seems to expect the ball to reach him and is on the back foot when it does. Reminds me a lot of the 'old' Shola in that respect. The 'old' Shola? Shola is still w***. Has never improved during his time here. He did to be fair, then stagnated.

No.