Ronaldo

Aye, he's not far from me in the Gallowgate lower 2nd tier, sounds like he's shouting it through his nose.

Kerlon is still at Inter, on loan at Ajax.

Wears glasses, if so yes. Forgot to even specify the gallowgate.

Anyone see Elvis? Sit pretty much dead central (from the pitch, sits just to the left off the access) on row JJ.

Campbell's an arsehole, he wont be coming here to mentor anyone or sit on the bench. He'll also likely cost us the chance of bringing in someone with a future as a result of his massive wage demands. The one benefit I could see is that it would allow S Taylor to play in his best position at RB, but the Taylor - Coloccini central partnership has looked quite promising and we need to start building with the future in mind. The defence imo is the one part of the team that is fit for the premiership, do we really want to jeopordize that?

We've brought in old, former england internationals before and it got us relegated.

Carragher will last 2 minutes as a manager.

Late for training again Nile?

As good as anyone? Youngish and english.

He wouldn't get 10 Premier League goals. I said 'perhaps' and how would you know?

Beckford's a decent lad. The only reason i wouldn't go for him is because he isn't true premiership quality. He'd get perhaps 10 goals a season in the prem but wouldn't pose a conistent attacking threat.

Reminded of Keegan's horrific red blazer.

Beckford wants out of Elland Road like, whenever i've been the fans have given him a dog's abuse for being lazy and not chasing the ball.

Fair enough. Van Persie is the more effective player by a mile though.

Still not a true number 9 though. Different position, different argument although id say the same about Rooney. Completely irrelevant. He said 'more effective'.

Biased as fuck man KD, embarrassing. Van Persie has been amazing for Arsenal this season.

Add Van Persie into the equation and I'd probably agree with you and Craig Fagan.

Right now, yes.

Age has nowt to do with it, he wont score enough goals next season to justify starting in a premiership team next season. That's all i'm saying.

Says the forum's favourite unemployable.

He's got a record of less than 1 in 3 this season against some right defensive jokers. In the premiership he'd be as bad as Ricardo Fuller.

He' scored 3 goals for us with his feet, one a 2 yarder against City.

Agree again, Midds on a roll.

If he adapts his game he could be a Crouch esq striker. Adapt how? In complete agreement with Midds on this.

What a useless league if that's the best team, they barely managed to string two passes together.