Ronaldo

Zurab's suspended mate, and incidentally our best two centre halfs are scheduled to return.

Shut it Madras, the midfield is sexy as fuck.

The defence

When did I say Jonas should be central? I just want the lad further up the pitch.

I'm not happy for him to be in the team right now but he looks a very good prospect.

As i said on sunday, biggest cunts in the world.

I don't quite know where to start with that.

Cheers I changed my mind from a Villareal win at the last minute.

Harper R Taylor S Taylor Coloccini Enrique Guthrie Smith Nolan Loven Ranger Jonas Is probably what i'd play to be honest.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1162/sbet3n.jpg Can't lose tomorrow, a QPR draw or defeat is good for obvious reasons.

I'm not sure i'd drop Guthrie, given his recent assists.

Balotelli looks almost as good as he does on Fifa, which is some feat.

Thank fuck for that, 5-3.

Maicon was brilliant there, thank fuck for that

I'd be all up for a 4-3-3 with Jonas and Lovenkrands either side of Ranger.

Expand? upon? How we need a new PR man?... And: http://i36.tinypic.com/1zptc1y.png Better? 'Upon' needs to be swapped with 'for' or 'embraced by' if you want to attract the more cosmopolitan toon fans.

He was jailed for a driving a stolen car in 2002 .

What the hell is going on with Villareal, the sackless cunts.

Expand? upon?

Badly in need of a new PR man, but fair play.

Smith and Nolan is arguably our best partnership, tbf. Nolan is our top scorer and Smith has probably stood for the most Man of the Match winning performances so far. Though of course, that post was really just another way to have a dig at Carroll, wasn't it? Not at all, but some idiots would have you believe that he's a good player.

where are you getting the Villareal match updates from?

Inter 4-0 up at HT

Inter now 2-0 up, Balotelli.

I have a few quid on Inter -1 and QPR tomorrow night.