Ronaldo

people still putting Lovenkrands on the LW? I didn't expect such nonsense from you tbf

Has to be Keegan

There's nothing I hate more than international weekends

God, you're a waste of time. Directly off a long ball, we've scored 2 in 11 games

What the fuck are you on about? I'm not talking about Ranger, Carroll or whoever. I'm referring to the long ball tactics we've played most of the time this season with little success.

Ryan Taylor, Geremi, Nicky Butt or even a wide playing Guthrie keeping Jonas out of the side would basically be madness

Jonas has been back for a game and a half, lets not write off his contribution just yet

We don't have a Viduka anymore, which is what such a system requires. A 4-4-2 with Jonas and Enrique down the left will make us look a muh more polished attacking unit

2 goals in 11 games against the worst of defences doesn't represent success to me. The long ball tactic succeeds only in us losing the ball time and time again. We looked out most dangerous going forward against Brom, Reading and Ispwich to me. Simply because we played some football and got the ball wide when we could.

Harewood has to be there man, the rest have proved they aren't goal scorers, at least yet

No faith in that whatsoever, simply because it relies of Nolan - who's knackered and ineffective for 2 games out of 3

With who on the left, Nolan?

Against Sheff Wed it helped get us the goal but we looked incredibly stale in that game, the same against Leicester tbh. Against Reading it did nowt.

We never have anything on the wing anyway

Alternatively, we could stop playing long ball football. In terms of goals it hasn't given us success this season. That said, Carroll is the only player I'd start with Harewood

nobody can disagree with that. But hey, those fingers must be pointed at someone Are you saying that because the alternatives are worse we shouldn't be pointing out his faults and poor games? What ridiculous logic. Jonas is being used as a scapegoat for a bad result it seems. The people i'm arguing with aren't pointing out his flaws with much objectivity here, they're basically saying he's s*** and shouldn't be in the side

One? He was pretty gash for the entirety of last season? Nolan was worse but he's suddenly become Totti mark II in the fizzy pop league. Jonas has shown me enough to suggest that he should be persisted with

Higuain is brilliant, he'd be absolutely superb in the premiership imo

they're usually magnificent at defending

come on lads, one bad game returning from injury

I think he'll find it impossible to change his character whatever his job title. Let's hope Anal has got it wrong again. it's not really about changing character, it's about maximizing authority.

next to Wise, I find it difficult to despise Souness as much

nobody can disagree with that. But hey, those fingers must be pointed at someone

I hope they booze for the next 2 weeks without stopping, but 2 days before a game it's just f***ing inappropriate tbh - IF they're actually drinking alcohol