Ronaldo

just about to set off, have decided on my silver third strip so look out for me doing at Drogba if we go down hopefully my next post tonight will relfect sheer euphoria and drunkeness. All the best lads

giggle? By the way, Stoke don't belong on that list. Stoke is a decent sized club with a very strong fanbase, unlike the others. the club is basically a collection of arseholes, from top to bottom

have the four hour drive to Villa Park to look forward too anarl

cant sleep whatsoever, cant bastarding wait for 6pm

where have you been for the last 3 months?

And yet he's still our top scorer in all comps and joint top scorer in the league. and hasn't scored once in the time that Lovenkrands has somehow managed 3 (with a quarter of Owen's time on the pitch) And yet scored about 10 in half a season. But he's lost all his ability he had....ummm....4 or 5 months ago. you're saying it as if he was doing something extraordinary, he's a striker in the 'out and out goalscorer' mould and a penalty taker 30 goals in 4 seasons man, you sometimes have to look at the situation and say, perhaps the patches in which he was scoring are the exception

And yet he's still our top scorer in all comps and joint top scorer in the league. and hasn't scored once in the time that Lovenkrands has somehow managed 3 (with a quarter of Owen's time on the pitch)

you could buy them from Dixon's sports as far back as 94 tbh

"Jonas as fast as a shark"

the thing is, Owen has absolutely nothing that Viduka doesn't

if we need a goal, Owen is the last place we should be looking

the game against Derby (a) in 2002 springs to mind here in the second half, Robert had 3 shots on goal when most players wouldn't have even considered shooting. One ended up in the back of the net and the other two hit the woodwork

I think Robert had a lot of confidence in his ability but his assists rate suggest he wasn't really selfish at all. I remember him putting it on a place for Acuna at Goodison when 99% of players would have had a go themselves how many times can you remember hom shooting from 35yds when the shot was never really on but plenty other options were ? I know your point, but how many times did Robert put the ball in the net when the shot was never really on tbf ginola done that aswell not nearly as much as Laurent

I think Robert had a lot of confidence in his ability but his assists rate suggest he wasn't really selfish at all. I remember him putting it on a place for Acuna at Goodison when 99% of players would have had a go themselves how many times can you remember hom shooting from 35yds when the shot was never really on but plenty other options were ? I know your point, but how many times did Robert put the ball in the net when the shot was never really on

I'm past caring about the cocoa sipping metrosexual cunts in the media, but i'm sure we'll do nufc proud at villa park tomorrow

he IS a massive part of the hopeless bunch of shit

just what I was thinking why is it that Abidal looks like getting sent off in every game he plays recently

think we'll draw

We should consider loaning Martins out to a side in Italy should we get relegated

I think Robert had a lot of confidence in his ability but his assists rate suggest he wasn't really selfish at all. I remember him putting it on a place for Acuna at Goodison when 99% of players would have had a go themselves

It won't soften the blow in the slightest, and there'll be a piece of you fuming about the bet if we stay up. I don't know how people can bet against their own team, I did it once, never again. if we stay up I wont give a s**** about the money, i'll be too busy enjoying the best day of my life I have £12 on Chelsea, Gers, Celtic, Barca, Arsenal and Pool, return of about £185 £10 on all the above plus West Ham, and Blackburn for a return of about £650, cant be arsed to check that one and of course £300 for us to go down which will get me a return of £530 should it happen And the prize for the biggest mercenary b****** so far goes to Ronaldo! You're a f***ing disgrace, and don't give me that bollocks that "the money will soften the blow"!!! A true supporter of NUFC could never hope to profit from our relegation. it's costing me in the region of £200 to get the the Villa game tomorrow, probably to see us get relegated. Forgive me if I try to cover my own back should the worst happen £200? Are you hiring your own chauffeur driven Rolls Royce? And no I won't forgive you, or anyone else, who looks to profit from our relegation. The other lad was right, you're a f***ing disgrace! And don't let too many of the lads at the game know you've backed us to go down, you might end up getting a good kicking. get a grip you do realise that the bet will have no effect on the outcome of the game and if he wins its not like he will be taking the winnings out of next seasons transfer budget. zero loyalty, i've missed about 12 home games in 16 years mate. I'm essentially spending over £500 on nufc this weekend and hoping that i never see a penny of it again

It won't soften the blow in the slightest, and there'll be a piece of you fuming about the bet if we stay up. I don't know how people can bet against their own team, I did it once, never again. if we stay up I wont give a s**** about the money, i'll be too busy enjoying the best day of my life I have £12 on Chelsea, Gers, Celtic, Barca, Arsenal and Pool, return of about £185 £10 on all the above plus West Ham, and Blackburn for a return of about £650, cant be arsed to check that one and of course £300 for us to go down which will get me a return of £530 should it happen And the prize for the biggest mercenary b****** so far goes to Ronaldo! You're a f***ing disgrace, and don't give me that bollocks that "the money will soften the blow"!!! A true supporter of NUFC could never hope to profit from our relegation. it's costing me in the region of £200 to get the the Villa game tomorrow, probably to see us get relegated. Forgive me if I try to cover my own back should the worst happen £200? Are you hiring your own chauffeur driven Roles Royce? And no I won't forgive you, or anyone else, who looks to profit from our relegation. The other lad was right, you're a f***ing disgrace! And don't let too many of the lads at the game know you've backed us to go down, you might end up getting a good kicking. What a tool. Give over man. Giving the chance it's obvious Ronaldo would rather loose the £300 bet and us to stay up. I take it your travelling to Villa tomorrow aswell ?

It won't soften the blow in the slightest, and there'll be a piece of you fuming about the bet if we stay up. I don't know how people can bet against their own team, I did it once, never again. if we stay up I wont give a s**** about the money, i'll be too busy enjoying the best day of my life I have £12 on Chelsea, Gers, Celtic, Barca, Arsenal and Pool, return of about £185 £10 on all the above plus West Ham, and Blackburn for a return of about £650, cant be arsed to check that one and of course £300 for us to go down which will get me a return of £530 should it happen And the prize for the biggest mercenary b****** so far goes to Ronaldo! You're a f***ing disgrace, and don't give me that bollocks that "the money will soften the blow"!!! A true supporter of NUFC could never hope to profit from our relegation. We have all gathered from your posts you know f*** all about football and now you have expressed zero loyalty. Shameful. says the boy who thinks Owen is better than Van Persie

he's all ego, could easily have gotten sent off against Bolton when we were already down to just 2 fit midfielders

It won't soften the blow in the slightest, and there'll be a piece of you fuming about the bet if we stay up. I don't know how people can bet against their own team, I did it once, never again. if we stay up I wont give a s**** about the money, i'll be too busy enjoying the best day of my life I have £12 on Chelsea, Gers, Celtic, Barca, Arsenal and Pool, return of about £185 £10 on all the above plus West Ham, and Blackburn for a return of about £650, cant be arsed to check that one and of course £300 for us to go down which will get me a return of £530 should it happen And the prize for the biggest mercenary b****** so far goes to Ronaldo! You're a f***ing disgrace, and don't give me that bollocks that "the money will soften the blow"!!! A true supporter of NUFC could never hope to profit from our relegation. it's costing me in the region of £200 to get the the Villa game tomorrow, probably to see us get relegated. Forgive me if I try to cover my own back should the worst happen