Ronaldo

Probably because it's about as humorous as mixing cement.

We don't like. Seen them relegated countless times, no big deal. Would have seen plenty more if we hadn't got ourselves in the habit of giving them points every time we play. Our fanbase has changed quite significantly since the days of them getting relegated, like.

Why? Why post guff like this?

Finishing 11th and 12th in his last 2 seasons with a team who regularly competed in the top 6 under his predecessor constitutes 'doing well' now? Be fucking quiet man and remember the irritating shit we had to endure re. other fans' opinions of Pardew.

Footballers are so fucking thick and lazy, man. Rob Green was on SSN this morning saying that Shelvey had been flying for us in recent weeks.

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He's 34 this year you fucking idiots. He was shit in his prime.

The Geordie Nation ffs.

Ando's a fucking stooge. Bout time someone called him on his fucking nonsense.

Is he not out of contract again? I thought he only signed a 1 year deal. He's convinced he's playing in the PL next season, like.

Barton in the PL again, man. There's a guy who's squeezed every drop from his talent. Has he had a good full season since Man City?

It depends if your weighing up his entire spell here. 2 very good seasons in the PL; the other 5 below average to utterly abysmal.

Must have said it very quietly then. The irony of him saying that.

Everyone has exactly the same rights and reasons to complain if they want to. Just because you don't go to the games (and I have only been to a few this season myself - both through lack of interest, other more important things to do etc) it does not automatically give you more right to complain. Just because you feel like you're doing something to "make a stand". The whole argument is so fucking high and mighty man. It's embarrassing. I didn't want to pack in my season ticket and sacrifice ten years worth of loyalty points, I did it because it was the right thing to do, because funding Mike Ashley is damaging to Newcastle United. How the fuck is it "high and mighty" to believe that people who keep paying top dollar for a shit product (that they know is shit and which admits its ambition is to be shit) can't complain when they receive a shit product? But again thats you're opinion, people have differing opinions, for some people it might not be as easy, they've supported a team since birth, and they want to continue to do that, they want to go to the game and support the team. It's not simply a product to them, it's something people have a connection to, that they hold dear to there heart, so they go to the game with the hope so seeing something memorable, that they can tell there kids one day. Oh, right. So that's why you were happy with our football under McClaren and our transfer business in January?

True 'support' is putting long term good before a couple of hours shoddy entertainment on a Saturday afternoon. It's a waste of time even discussing this, tbh. It's obvious the fans are too malleable. If they weren't Ashley would have been forced out by now. 9 years ffs.

If you're going to unconditionally spend money on a shit product you can't suddenly expect it to be of sound quality. A lot of the fans stand directly in the way of positive change and incentive for the ownership to run it with a view to competing.

I'm still struggling to believe it, like.

Neymar plays in the Championship now?

One hell of a footballer with one hell of a void where a pair of bollocks should be. It shouldn't be safe for the likes of him and Sissoko to turn up Sunday.

He'd probably rather manage us in the Championship. He wants to stay in England with his family.

Words fucking fail me.

He didn't bring in any gems that anyone with half of brain couldn't have recognized, man. Cabaye, Ben Arfa and Debuchy - all 3 French internationals at a good age going for less than £6m.

If we're going down I'd rather it happens tomorrow. Last thing we need is thousands of weeping men on Sky come Sunday.