Ronaldo

Christ will you shut up, man. Nah. You bash on about Rooney, which is far more of a joke to be fair. I said just the other day I'm not sure I'd start Rooney any longer.

Turkey's no.8 will be David Haye's next opponent if he keeps turning his back like that.

Christ will you shut up, man.

Ryder doesn't even know what's going on at our club, man.

Emery would be one hell of an appointment, like. I've thought for a while he'd do well in the PL.

To say he's been a waste of space for two years is stupid. He got 1 in 2 last season. His race has been run here, though.

Go give him a knock at least.

Does it fuck. You need Jose, Disco. You just haven't realised yet. He's a an even more tedious bellend than I am. It's pretty fucking close, but you're right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYkE3vpWJjY

Take away Townsend's free kick 3 weeks back and I've not celebrated a goal like that since the World Cup.

Gaal, you have my permission to park du bush on thea gohllihne.

GET THE FUCKING FUCK IN.

Carrick ffs.

Weak as watered-down piss.

Palace look fucked beyond repair, mind.

Smalling's so weak on challenges like that.

Brilliant by Rooney, got to be said.

DANCE NOW YOU FUCKING CUNTWHIP.

What the fuck is De Gea doing there?

I hope LvG never manages another game in England or elsewhere, like. All that money spent and he's playing against a team who've won twice since December like they're Barcelona circa 2011. Absolute fraud. It's ruining our game, bringing cowardly shithouses like that to the PL.

It'll be Kane and whoever compliments him best. Hodgson's obviously not Ancelotti but he's no mug either. Rooney's still a very good player in a no-win situation, like. A player who likes to float around, influencing the game in his own way and take risks is never going to work when playing under a manager whose whole mantra is all about maintaining shape and keeping the ball at all costs.

And yet i bet he starts in the Euros, while Kane/Vardy/insert whoevers better will be on the bench. Harry Kane's not going to be on the bench, man.

As if this is an FA Cup final, man. Two of the most noxious, negative and overrated managers around.

Look at the fucking state of this. Can we all vote next time there's a Scottish referendum?

Terrible defending from Tavernier, like.