Ronaldo

Plenty of the wankers at the match think Ashley saved us from evil Fat Fred's financial meltdown, man. Look at the resistance there's been to even the most civilised of protests.

We were in Europe for each of the last 7 calendar years under FS. Anyone who thinks Ashley is preferable to him can hang themselves from a large, strong tree.

We averaged nearly 45 thousand in our Championship season. I hope it's far less next year.

Yep.

He was a very good PL goalscorer. Nothing more. Great players have far more to their game than he did. He doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same breath and Shearer and Rooney, that's for sure.

If he had any dignity Ashley wouldn't have appointed him.

They've got a manager who knows how to scrap points with shit players. I knew he'd never take them down. He's too good at what he does. Defoe, too. Proven quality at PL level. People might want to remember that next time we're linked to someone who's scored 1 in 2 against Sunday League footballers in some tinpot European league and the place goes apeshit. so tedious. There's really no need to be a self-righteous douchebag right now. Douchebag, ffs. Go half-support someone else, man.

He was a DM for Toulouse and by his own admission he modelled his game based on the style of Vieira. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1512720-newcastle-signing-moussa-sissoko-is-a-superstar-in-the-making I can't say if he plays DM or CM for France or anything, but I recall Deschamps being amused when he found out Pardew was playing him as an AM and told him not to expect to play for France in that position. The idea of him playing DM is far funnier, given how atrocious he is defensively at the best of times.

Fuck it, at least Ashley, Charnley, Carr and the rest have been bitten in the arse. Had we stayed up by a single point we'd have just suffered the same shit till eventually going down. This pushes the end game closer for all concerned.

Wijnaldum is very good, though. He's just gutless.

He'd be wise to prioritise other qualities than 'ball-playing' when picking CBs for the PL, like.

See Sissoko. Yep.

I'm starting to think he's been playing within himself because he knows we'll have to sell if we go down.

He's a classy player. We should be building the side around him. Based on 19 goals in League One, really? You've seen him and I haven't so I'll defer, but it seems like a pretty strong statement based on tenuous evidence.

Fuck off and take Kaka with you.

Fuck Villa fans, man. Horrible, weak bunch of arseholes from a decaying, putrid part of the country.

Only if you ignore the midfield and attack.

Martinez getting sacked would be a rare positive to take from this season. Pretentious creep that he is.

I'm sorry for ever being critical of you, Neesy. You're quality.

He's not an athlete, like. That's his biggest weakness and it'll always prevent him for being a top player.

Nolan was a brilliant finisher to be fair. All I expected Mitrovic to be was to be vaguely adequate in his first season. He hasn't been.

They've got a manager who knows how to scrap points with shit players. I knew he'd never take them down. He's too good at what he does. Defoe, too. Proven quality at PL level. People might want to remember that next time we're linked to someone who's scored 1 in 2 against Sunday League footballers in some tinpot European league and the place goes apeshit.

What's cringey about doing so, the gesture will be appreciated Yeah. A bed sheet will be the decisive factor in Champions League winner Rafa Benitez's career.

We had a good window in January, man. Ask Ian and the rest of the fairies.

He should do his learning elsewhere if he stays. He's nowhere near what we need yet.