Ronaldo

I was at 12 by about 28 minutes. I don't dislike Anita half as much as the likes of Colback but we'll get nowhere playing him.

I love Rafa but Christ did he get that all wrong.

One save from their keeper all game, by the way. Pitiful. Thought the worst when I saw 2 (or even 3) sitting midfielders in the lineup. You do that in this division you're asking for a scrappy game decided by 1 goal.

He's by a distance our best player, so yeah, we could do with him, like.

What's this about not shaking Rafa's hand?

Keep it tight, we've spent 40 odd million, they've sold their best players and I am Rafa Fucking Benitez probably went through his mind.

Ritchie will absolutely piss all over this league like no other.

What's making Lascelles captain got to do with Mbemba's omission?

I'd like to see two up front personally. Fortunately we've got Mitro to come back and Rafa knows we need to buy another striker.

Lacking penetration, like. Perez isn't a striker and it's leaving Gayle to essentially the make the runs of two men and guess which.

We've just bought him, chill out What? :lol:

Pitiful stuff, like. Speaks volumes that players from Bournemouth and Palace look head and shoulders above everyone else in our shirt. Anita at RW, though, man.

Gayle's been very good in isolation and Perez isn't a striker. We need more attacking players, it's as simple as that.

Man you don't half talk some shit.

There's a woman with a thick mustache behind the home dugout.

Anita was signed for £7m to improve a team that'd just finished 5th in the PL. Just think about that for a second.

Anita's given the ball away 8 times in the last 10 minutes.

Anita's a fish out of water here, like.

Jake Humphrey.

McClaren, man.

Wasn't happy with him after the Norwich game, that's for sure.

McClaren talking like he played no part in any of it. What a joke.

The big positive being it looks like Tiote's definitely off.

Such a Championship lineup that, like.

He clearly wants a striker with experience.