Ronaldo

Tell her to add the bint.

Thank God I forgot to place bets today. Bookies' paradise.

This would be an utterly absurd post at the best of times, let alone when it relates to players like Coloccini, Tiote and Williamson

A famous cup-shock victory? Get fucked.

Less than a year off 30 and still hasn't had a good, full season as a professional footballer.

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Is this a joke? Take away his goals and we'd be close to bottom of the league. If we're relying on Perez for the rest of the season we'll probably go down.

Yeah agree with that. Enrique over OB every time for me. At his best, Bernard was brilliant going forward and very strong defensively. Jose's never looked brilliant going forward in the PL.

He often played great, yeah. In terms of decline there are bigger reasons than being unlucky with injuries.

Bernard 2003.

Horrible little cunt Emre is.

Carroll and Kuqi.

Maybe his agent's putting stuff out there.

Surely he can't be signing for WBA?

Stop getting NUFC wrong!

He does. Or did.

About the same. Colo definitely is more of a threat from set pieces but I can remember umpteen times when Woodgate was just an absolute collosus. That good that Madrid swooped straight in for him. This is where we'll disagree. Has Colo ever scored directly from a set piece? Woodgate not much of a threat either, mind.

Well, I think Colo at his 2011 best eclipses Woodgate at his best in 2003.

Shame he didn't do a better job of it, too.

There is actually a David Haye lookalike they used in promoting the Valuev fight. He's only about 5' tall, mind.

Were you in Miami yesterday, UD? David Haye @mrdavidhaye 9h 9 hours ago Chillin in South Beach Miami, Enjoying my last cocktail before I head back to London.

Depends on how you define talent. I'd say intelligence is the most important talent a defender can have.

Always thought you were in your 20s.

iPhones are the devil.

Injury issues were only part of the problem. He couldn't have cared less about his career. For all people slag off John Terry, he took his weaknesses and worked so hard on his game that they no longer really mattered. Woodgate on the other hand just (usually) turned up on time, did the bare minimum he was contracted for and spent the rest of his life acting like a cunt.