Ronaldo

He's just thick as fuck. Bobby used him to pick up cones, clean shit off boots and take the blame for everyone else's mistakes.

He might be the best in the PL, but that's as far as it goes. He's won something like 2 trophies in 5 years.

The Jose Mourinho public persona is the single biggest whoosh in history. If you're not enjoying it to death and loving every bit of it, you're missing the point and have missed it for a few years now. Maybe I am. Maybe sending teams out to cheat and spoil their way through games despite having unlimited financial resources isn't that enjoyable to those of us who know better.

I know it makes me a bit of an arsehole to say it but I genuinely hope something appalling happens to him. He's just the lowest of the low in terms of class, dignity and integrity. Slime.

Shawcross knackered too. Both of their best players out should see us do them.

Ha. Sincerely hope we go nowhere near him ever again.

That film always gets me a little emotional but that image is funny as fuck.

Yes but you're supremely weird.

Remind him of how much NUFC fans put into their club in terms of gates and TV compared to the Coventry lot. Must say, though, I've always had a soft spot for Coventry and they were my second team for most of the 90s with Big Oggy in net. Fans have been treat like muck for over a decade.

Hoddle can't work because of Harry's knee either?

Sammy and Gouffran have more goals and assists than HBA this season mate. Where do these tools come from? Nee idea. I don't rate Gouffran or Sammy, but Hanskissedhispantz prefers wingers who score and create. So I'm not sure why isn't preferring them two over HBA at the moment. Yeah. I meant you.

Sammy and Gouffran have more goals and assists than HBA this season mate. Where do these tools come from?

You are one of my favourite posters on here you know that but it really is that simple. He has a choice, grow the fuck up get on with it or flounce off like a cry baby and just give up. If he just quits all he succeeds in doing is proving his army of doubters right. ] What if he wants to quit football? It's not that simple at all, you've no idea what he's thinking about, that's how you view it, thats up to you. he's a different person to you. What direction is the male species going in when plonkers like this exist, man? Just utterly embarrassing stuff.

11th in the Bundesliga beats being laughed out of Leeds, Sheffield United and Toronto FC.

It isn't, really. It's counted as last season.

The fact Dummett is a better defender, and has more goals that Santon despite playing far fewer games, suggests this might be a bit of an exaggeration. That just isn't true. What isn't true, that he has more goals or is a better defender?

Yeah, he did have such fantastic end product.

The fact Dummett is a better defender, and has more goals that Santon despite playing far fewer games, suggests this might be a bit of an exaggeration.

It's the most northerly place not in the North, to be fair.

I'm sure Stifler and Yorkie are on some mission to keep the forum funny, like.

Colback's is usually more ambitious, mind.

WAT. In my opinion a team who are expected to be fighting relegation shouldn't sack their manager after losing to Man Utd away, especially when they are only 3 points away from safety. If they had lost to a team in and and around the relegation zone then fair enough, but you can't say to the manager that he needs to get a result from Man Utd away to keep his job especially when survival is still a realistic possibility. The gift that keeps on giving.

Would anybody actually believe this bullshit post exists?

Forster's an accident waiting to happen.