Ronaldo

The pair of them are an abject disgrace, like.

Think of him as an average player in France who was never going to succeed in England.

Thanks for letting us know.

I've really enjoyed it.

When he eventually gets a game for England people will see what's what. Just an average/decent player.

Parma were my second team 15 years ago. Pay no attention to that craphouse league now. Really sad for them, though.

Our goals coming from Gosling, Jonas, Carroll and Ba. Pathetic record.

Gary Speed told him not to do the interview.

Colback suspended. Just means Anita stays in the side.

Only you could pull off a post like that with smiley face, mate.

Our strongest 11 is still average at best.

Wasn't Ryder who wrote that, was it?

Which is why Burnley and Stoke have taken points there this season.

Not quite.

Coloccini.

Over Colo's head and onto Dzeko's chest.

Let's have 9.

Willo isn't very good.

Everton will get their act together and finish 11th. Martinez sacked.

Good job we're blatantly going to finish 12th-14th, then.

The pair of them just make up what they don't know. Surprised you could be bothered going to that, Andy.

He couldn't write his name well.

Looking forward to seeing that lot 'police themselves' under those circumstances, like.

Not so sure about the second one. We could literally fail to string 2 passes together all game and Cisse would still find a way to get on the scoresheet somehow.