Ronaldo

Pretty amazing how far they've fallen in 10 years, like. At least you are a very steady nation. Is it there anything of note you don't try to latch onto?

Pretty amazing how far they've fallen in 10 years, like.

He's a poor athlete getting worse by the week up against super athletes. Not to mention his horrible deficiencies as a captain. Time for MYM to be thrown in with a real solid leader

Rubbish post of the week award imo.

Pata's gonna get you for saying that.

Williamson to be fair to him was our best by a distance last season, which fucking says it all.

The biggest issue for me is the fact none of them are very good.

One footed. What a load of guff.

Neither Dummett, Haidara or Raylor are good enough. The attitude to full backs is disgraceful at best.

I do still love Cisse. The sad thing is, him, Hatem and Remy looked dangerous as a front 3. Cisse's movement frees up a lot of space for others in that system, even if he isn't scoring.

I don't think ITV is that bad, simply because it's funny unintentionally. BBC is much better, though.

True story, mind. He's a person that consistently takes the easy option. Has of the hallmarks of someone who had a very harsh/strict upbringing, was forced into practising a lot and consequently never really developed much self esteem or motivation. It's sad because had he ended up at somewhere like Man U at 20 or sooner he'd probably be something very special right now.

MLS is too good for him, like.

A CB or 2 is more important than another midfielder.

We'll just finish around 13th and nobody will complain. Happy days.

KI doesn't pay attention and blames others for doing so. Gotta respect the lad.

Aye I know, but if it wasn't for Kanji I'd genuinely think the guy is stuck in the 20s. Calling other the worst types of human beings while he portrays himself on here as a type of superhero that deals with everything thorugh brute force and size of biceps. Think what you like, man. If it's an outdated notion that it's pretty detestable to elbow players in the face, cheat whenever possible and then cry when you get accidentally kneed in the back, so be it. You can spot the posters severing lacking a bit of life experience a mile off.

He has short, big legs with obvious fast twitch explosiveness. Not much competition in that department.

Probably more than he's getting in France Well, yeah, obvs.

He's still got to accept the whopping £29K per week salary.

Paralysed.

Jonas is still on the books. *breaks down and cries* Fortunately in name only.

More on about the fact there'll be no Sissoko playing like a RWB protecting him. We'll see.

What an irrelevant thing to come out with.

Or just, you know, act like a man.