Ronaldo

So that's the reason we've thus far been unable to get a replacement for Shola Ameobi? Moncur's a club legend but an absolute fucking toolbag.

Taking money into account means Soldado has to be there, like. Nearly £30m for 2 goals from open play all season.

You should be studying law if you can argue that advocating a squad place equates to saying he's one of their most important players. "Of course" he's going... but he's still not important. There you go again, man. Of course Kyle Walker, Phil Jones, Michael Carrick and James Milner (if fit) are going to the WC. Nobody with an ounce of sanity would claim any of them are one of our most important players. Anyway, nice try.

I don't mind Kaka but his posts just aren't sane.

Hate to say it but I think Shearer was more than a tad frightened, like.

You should be studying law if you can argue that advocating a squad place equates to saying he's one of their most important players.

Or look at our results in the last 23 months without L.Remy in the side. That'll give you some idea.

I'd play both of them through the middle. With Remy out, that is.

He's not very good at CB, tbh. Better than our lot, probably, mind.

He's no Andy Griffin.

ronaldo thinks he's one of their most important players. Just for the record here, I have never once said that. I barely even watch France play. I think he's borderline one of our most important players.

How's Casillas a cunt for that?

They got tired of being told not to try anything too ambitious at home to the likes of Getafe.

Most of them manage it. Most of them have established themselves in football through being leaders as players. Leaders are rarely as petty as that little bastard.

Every manager working at the top end of Europe's top leagues is a strong personality.

Ferguson's footballing philosophy suggests winning well was prioritised over simply winning.

Feel like I'm about an hour into watching Groundhog Day reading that.

Can't have Dortmund going through instead of Real, man. Worked out fine last year. I watched the final on my phone while drinking and playing darts. Can't have that fucking all-German rubbish again. Too much fan involvement and sensible ownership ey? Rotten state of affairs. The key to entertaining football. Ah shit man. I totally forgot Dortmund were horrific to watch. My apologies sir. They're not, just not what I'm into.

Alan McInally on Di Maria's penalty miss: "The good thing for the keeper is that he dives the right way, he guesses the right way."

Can't have Dortmund going through instead of Real, man. Worked out fine last year. I watched the final on my phone while drinking and playing darts. Can't have that fucking all-German rubbish again. Too much fan involvement and sensible ownership ey? Rotten state of affairs. The key to entertaining football.

You need help, mate. http://www.gamblersanonymous.org.uk/

Can't have Dortmund going through instead of Real, man. Worked out fine last year. I watched the final on my phone while drinking and playing darts. Can't have that fucking all-German rubbish again.

He's behind Pep and Carlo. So he should be beating PSG with that squad, tbh.

Remember Ancelotti's PSG going at Barca last year. Not a hint of that tonight. Negative crap, really.

Can't have Dortmund going through instead of Real, man.