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The crowd are shit, man. Not a word all afternoon.

Apparently a man just threw a bottle of water onto the pitch.

Gouffran's so shit.

Why do Swansea always look to slow things down? Awful.

I've never seen two such crap PL teams on the same pitch.

What are you on about? I rate AOC and think he'll be something pretty special in time, but Sterling's better. That simple.

Terry would play if asked, I bet. Should be him and Cahill at CB, like. They've been so good together this season.

Swansea have been criminally shit, but tellingly look dangerous every time the ball gets put into the box.

Shola's a nice bloke but I really wish he didn't exist.

Why did you celebrate our goal at all if you presumably want us to lose?

GET IN YOU FUCKING BEAUTY!!!

Because you know it let's Pardew off the hook. As expected he's has no criticism from the home crowd yet either Ignore the fucking idiot, man.

If Laudrup was still there, they would be easily 10 points better off. Who knows what went on there. They were crap this season with him.

Swansea are abysmal.

Piss off.

Not if we get stuffed.

Yeah, look where those wins got us.

Who said that happened?

Sterling's got more PL goal and assists this season than AOC's managed in his career, by the way. They're both still young but Cronky's woken up in a typically preposterous mood.

I wonder if the Mag are privy to Pellegrini's transfer plans or just making up bollocks.

Depends if you mean as an attacking footballer or at hoofing the ball over the bar.

Hang on, Sterling doesn't look ready to go but AOC should be starting?

Sharon Stone's arse in that scene, man.

Like when he was tripped up by fresh air to let Le Fondre in?