Ronaldo

Why hasn't Beardsley? He was an absolute genius as a footballer. Because you can't teach what Pedro could do. It comes with talent, natural intelligence and years of practice.

They helped us into the CL with 9 men that season.

why? (not the waddle signing). Just liked the kit. Had most of the keeper tops in the Prem back then.

Suarez is racist.

Krul and Tiote were fighting over Norwich's game with Chelsea? Odd.

Can barely dribble and can't cross or shoot. World beater tbh So now Jonas could barely dribble? The fuck were the opposing fullbacks doing then when he came here? End product was always abysmal but can't see how anyone could say he couldn't get past his man. Good dribbler in his first few seasons, certainly.

I'd prefer that didn't happen. 6 or 7 will be fine. We lost 0-6 to Liverpool without Suarez at home and it didn't make a hint of a difference. I'd like Liverpool to be one short of overturning their goal difference deficit, basically.

He sounds really confident in us investing, like.

I'd love a 10-0 for the first time in PL history.

Were you happy with his 'contribution' in 08-09 then? He's slowed down with age, that's about it. He's never been a good PL winger.

Reasonably rated sounds suspiciously like a reluctant agreement with what I said.

What happens during the fucking scenes is bad enough, thanks.

Benzema was absolutely abject, like.

I'm still angry about that now. Horrible day, albeit with lovely sunshine. What was the game? 1-1 against Chelsea.

Hell of a finish to the season, mind. This could actually turn out to be the best result for Real because it keeps Barca in the title race.

Real have been so bad.

That's fine. But he came without the ability to strike a ball to an adequate standard for a PL winger.

Fuck for that.

Well when did he bulk up? He was poor in the relegation season and fairly decent in the Championship.

Oh, right. He bulked up between the first game and the second one.

That explains why he struggled to score and get assists in his first season and nobody really rated him in Spain, either. Nowt to do with bulking.

No point better on that heap of rubbish, man.

Wishful thinking on the fees. We'll have £95m to put in Ashley's pocket.

Who mentioned Chris Hughton's ability? It's just pretty rich of a player to moan about managerial inexperience at a club he's only at because of managerial inexperience.

If it wasn't for Chris Hughton's inexperience he'd be playing no football at all.