Ronaldo

That's from a 'Toon source' via Anal, by the way. Not my words.

We should just burn most of the club to the ground. Best thing for everyone.

Was MYM ever likely to contend with the 4 main French CBs?

You'll have absolutely no bother away from SJP.

That's quality, mate.

Shearer was entertaining from the neutral's perspective.

West Brom will need a point for security I'd imagine. Stop it going to the last day. Swansea should've been on the beach when they beat Wigan for us last May. I'll take some comfort from that, I guess.

Winter's an absolute fucking parody of himself.

Actually, I can easily see Cardiff doing Chelsea on the last day. Chelsea'll have nowt to play for whatsoever.

Sunderland will be down before the last round. They'd have to get no more than 1 point against Cardiff, WBA and Man U for that, like.

Fucking Norwich. All that money they've spent. Just goes to show the benefit of hanging onto a manager for far too long in the hope it'll just miraculously click.

Happened in 04-05. 4 teams (Palace, WBA, Norwich and Southampton) went into the day able to stay up or go down.

Win tomorrow and I think they're up. Lose or draw and they're probably down.

Fulham is a great away day. I keep hearing that from you. No real atmosphere, the ground's in a city you get to visit all the time as an away supporter anyway and just really a totally soulless club.

Wanting Norwich to win. Why has life come to this?

Any reason bar him being a dirty forrin why he's an arsehole? I'm only half British and firmly plan to move abroad in the next 2 years. But yeah, he's dirty.

If there's a positive to be taken it's that the league will be so much better off without Fulham and this arsehole manager.

Fulham have been on dead legs for 20 minutes.

Lucky as hell, man.

Or Rob Lee. Or anyone, really.

Gotta respect Lee 'exposes himself while playing snooker' Clark.

Yeah but none of this makes any sense.

Fulham to beat Palace on the last day plus Cardiff to dick us next week.

Bye bye, Norwich.