Ronaldo

Winter's an absolute fucking parody of himself.

Actually, I can easily see Cardiff doing Chelsea on the last day. Chelsea'll have nowt to play for whatsoever.

Sunderland will be down before the last round. They'd have to get no more than 1 point against Cardiff, WBA and Man U for that, like.

Fucking Norwich. All that money they've spent. Just goes to show the benefit of hanging onto a manager for far too long in the hope it'll just miraculously click.

Happened in 04-05. 4 teams (Palace, WBA, Norwich and Southampton) went into the day able to stay up or go down.

Win tomorrow and I think they're up. Lose or draw and they're probably down.

Fulham is a great away day. I keep hearing that from you. No real atmosphere, the ground's in a city you get to visit all the time as an away supporter anyway and just really a totally soulless club.

Wanting Norwich to win. Why has life come to this?

Any reason bar him being a dirty forrin why he's an arsehole? I'm only half British and firmly plan to move abroad in the next 2 years. But yeah, he's dirty.

If there's a positive to be taken it's that the league will be so much better off without Fulham and this arsehole manager.

Fulham have been on dead legs for 20 minutes.

Lucky as hell, man.

Or Rob Lee. Or anyone, really.

Gotta respect Lee 'exposes himself while playing snooker' Clark.

Yeah but none of this makes any sense.

Fulham to beat Palace on the last day plus Cardiff to dick us next week.

Bye bye, Norwich.

Fucking brilliant.

Gorgeous. X

Fans expectations. What cunts were are to expect not to get embarrassed every week.

We didn't qualify twice for the CL, like.

What was said, dude?

If you're going to fall down on purpose you're asking the referee to see past the contact and book you.

Owen advocating diving again. When will he just die?

I suspect Lerner's contacts might run a little further than Ashley's book of cronies and people he hasn't f***ed over yet. All Ashley needs to do is hire an investment banker (barclays, jpm, merrill, etc) or a broker and value would get set, they'd go after specific clients etc who had the cash to do it and they could get it out there. It honestly is that simple...its up to the fat man to actually agree to a value or reach out to the right banker/broker to get it done. I think he's waiting around for someone looking to make a hobby out of it to buy it for more than it's worth. Until then he'll just sit on it while it makes a decent profit.