Ronaldo

I had the Keeper version of that kit with 'Pressman' on the back. Got it signed by Chris Waddle in the summer of '96. Lovely shirt.

He's not even half the player he was, man. Good to see Milan winning, though. Made far too much of a game against the bottom side with a man advantage, mind.

One thing I will say, Tiote was obviously very proud to wear the armband and gave the effort a captain should and more while he had it. Fucking stupid to take it off him.

Nope. I don't want to defend Oliver but he laid into Souness in his final couple of months to the extent that Souness refused to speak to him.

That's one of the most popular myths on here. We rarely controlled the midfield that season.

He wouldn't get into a side that set up to attack at this level, not a chance. Anyway, this has all been said too many times.

Not as if we have a problem creating chances or anything.

Each to their own. I like CMs who give you something at both ends of the field. Lee, Speed, Dyer.

Good news. Anyone jut see Montolivo's goal against Catania? Fantastic strike from long range.

Fair play to him for going for it, like.

Any team that doesn't beat us deserve to go down. How many teams have not beat us this season? Norwich, Villa, who else? Liverpool? 11 minutes?

Diego Costa just fucked his leg.

Liverpool.

Awful pen, mind.

Getafe down to ten and Atletico have a penalty. Flying.

He had a few good games, as a captain should. Same with Tiote, though he's a different animal because there's nowt more to be said about him. He is what he is: not my type of player and never will be.

It's on now via the red button.

There's absolutely nowt wrong with Cisse's movement. Touch and finishing, fair enough.

Demba should score.

Sad times when you're hoping Steve Bruce's Hull win the FA Cup.

Great performances.

Shola will be crying when he's on the bench for Hartlepool United next season.

What I've give for a captain who cares a tenth of what Gerrard does for his club.

Watch Krul have a "Miklosko" and cost them the title. We could have two Mikloskos in goal and we'd still get raped by this lot.