Ronaldo

Ah, bollocks. Least I won money.

Come on PSG!

We had 21 points from around 22 games with those two starting every week. Pards.

Doesn't bring other players into play enough for that system. Interesting to see which incredibly rich and obscure side he signs for in the summer.

2 mins added time at Dortmund. Unusual.

I hope PSG score with one second remaining.

Verratti will be far better in a couple of years with regular football, though. at. The. Moment. I know, I'm just saying there's a valid reason to be starting Verratti over him......at the moment.

Verratti will be far better in a couple of years with regular football, though.

Yes, he's very arousing.

Time for CR7, surely?

Plays for Man United innit, must be a top top top drawer player. Yorkie rates him. A little too much but I agree with him in that he should play against the better oppositions.

GOD ALMIGHTY.

Unless you're a good team, then it usually is.

Bale just nearly scored a ridiculous goal.

And got away with it, big time.

Xabi Alonso has just been naughty.

A few times. Mentioned it on here before.

Have you got a PI after him? good to know though, I'm tempted to take a little trip down there. No. My dad works in London Mon-Thurs and is often on the same flights.

It's usually the flight that arrives at NCL at 9-9.30 on a Thursday night from Gatwick. Go get him.

Probably missed their chance. Ancelotti will sort this in the dressing room.

Pepe's fucking hopeless.

Which arsehole is that? The shortest one. Anyone below 5ft11 is way too short to exist. Feeling the heat about tonight's result?

Angry man Klopp.

I hope that game goes to 4-0 and Madrid score in the last minute to see that arsehole's reaction.