Ronaldo

Pardew just wants to not get dicked much between now and the end of the season to reduce the pressure on himself. We're less likely to get dicked with Colo in the side. Ultimately none of the 4 CBs are anywhere near good enough for Newcastle United at this stage of their careers and I've been saying it all season.

Barcelol.

5 penalties to save Wenger's job.

Where the hell have you got that from?

What's happened to Messi? Not the same player at all.

Fuck for that.

If Wenger is clueless what is Pardew? I'd kill to have him here Me too. But this job is far too big for him now.

Wenger's clueless. Time to go.

Was a pen, but a foul before that.

This ref's given everything to Wigan, like.

Lee Ryder's barely a better journalist than Nixon.

Looking like this. Fucking ideal, tbh. The worst 3 clubs in the bottom half.

If Arsenal don't win this competition surely Wenger's getting sacked.

:anguish: This place is nearly as depressing as the club. f***ing hell. I just don't understand how you don't get it. You don't get the fact that I didn't want NUFC to lose by a bigger margin? Fuck off, man. You're ridiculous.

Norwich are gone. That's what they get for sticking with a manager who plays for 0-0 nearly all season.

Doing their best to keep Sunlun up. Fucking shithouses.

"That was the reaction Alan Pardew was looking for."

Crouch for England.

Coloccini just jumped over the ball.

Coloccini's a wreck.

Crouch is so shit these days.

We've got to protect the 0-1, lads.

Gouffran's a 1 in 2 striker.