Ronaldo

They fight, to be fair to them. We don't even have that.

Down down down down da down down DOWN.

Rose on the verge of being Sunderland's best player for the second season running.

Be interested to see how many times they've lost by more than 1 or 2. Far less than us, I'd guess.

Danny Rose thinks he's something, like.

Such an open game, like. I'd forgotten what one looked like.

Barton's an utterly shit CM. It's hardly affording praise to Cattermole.

Barton is a much better footballer though. Cattermole is a better midfielder overall. Barton just has better delivery.

Nah, that's a strong yellow. Not quite a red.

And only one proper goalscorer. I disagree. We have two, but they don't really work together and we've not been coherent enough to exploit Soldado. I really rate him, still. Nah. Reminds me of Hernan Crespo with far inferior movement. Never get you 15 PL goals.

And only one proper goalscorer. Soldado has earned them a shit load of points this season tbh @alitweedale: Luis Suarez's 29 PL goals this season have only won 3 more points (13) than Roberto Soldado's six (10) He's a good penalty taker. He's not a PL goalscorer.

And only one proper goalscorer.

What a fucking finish that is.

This Harry Kane's going to score soon if Sunderland don't try hard to stop him.

Plays well once every 5 games. Hope that's tonight.

Absolutely brilliant finish mind.

That's grotesque.

Done that before with SkyBet in 2010. They'd left some special for 3 PL teams to win who'd already won on the Sat.

Can anyone decipher this? What gains? Winning matches by scoring more goals than the opposition.

Should've left that for Stifler.

On SSN now. No surprise really. Everyone sacking their managers except us - just what does Pardew need to do... He could get done for rape and Ashley would fine him.

Ronaldo was happy that we were somehow, incredibly, challenging for top 4, like the rest of this place.

Are you going to Augusta? Lucky prick.