Ronaldo

£8m.

Would you keep him on?

Average? Don't make me laugh.

He's an utterly shit wide player.

Ben Arfa would've been hauled off at HT every single game if he'd played like Gouffran has since December.

I'd rather not make a totally pointless LB substitution on 45 minutes tbh.

He won't be.

Gouffran can fuck right off, man. I can't remember seeing a player frequently played out wide this shit on the ball.

More cautious than when we took 94 minutes to score past one of the worst sides in the league? Good thinking.

Not based on what he's done at Everton this season.

Nah he's not good enough, but in any case they will buy someone better. This is true.

They certainly are when Pardew talks about them.

He's certainly improved, just not enough. Quite ironic that people accused players like Bramble of holding him back yet he never became as good as Titus was.

£20 on: Everton Arsenal City (DNB).

Can't get the Ian Brown song out of my head now. Cheers, Bill.

With you on that.

Remember him scoring against Everton last season at SJP and how mad he went in celebration. Think that was the moment I fell in love with Papiss.

Fortunately neither will be anywhere near.

2 games, 1 goal and 2 decent performances overall. Agree, though, he owes us a big tournament.

As if you'd be surprised by that, man. Pardew insults the fans on a weekly basis and he still gets his name sung.

Rooney was poor in 2006 and 2010, excellent in 2004 and decent in 2012.

Very true. Not that it concerns De Jong, who seems to have little interest in getting into those positions.

Sturridge is already guaranteed to start, tbh.

Nah. Ronaldo, Suarez, prime Shearer all better to name 3.

Lambert, Milner and Forster out for Rodriguez, Somebody Else and Ruddy. Good squad, though.