Ronaldo

Makes me laugh, the plaudits that useless Soldado was getting for scoring a penalty against Crystal Palace.

Kyle Walker is crap.

They're the most unwatchable side in the league and have been since he took over, to be fair. Doesn't help that results have been crap and he's spent so much dinero.

Fucking hell, I know the second-half wasn't great but comments like that man. Kind of agree, tbh. WBA won't give us 2 easy goals like that.

Is about right.

We were mid-table when he was sacked. Allardyce is a cunt but I can't see him ever taking a team down in the PL. He's too good at hustling points.

Agreed. Now... the game has developed a bit and i'm not so sure a side of his wouldn't get relegated. I thought the same thing about MO'N but S'land would've gotten relegated last season with him at the helm. i think ronaldo was taking the piss.............wasn't he ? About Allardyce? Nah. No way we'd have gone down under him, no way in a million years.

He's not a PL athlete any longer, that's for sure. Compound that with his head not being right and it makes for what we've seen from him this season: bad performances.

As soon as he can see the keyboard through the tears, he'll be here. The irony of this coming from his two biggest fans on here. Both who think he's a good captain. Jokers. Spot the lie in this sentence. Dry your eyes mate. You're the one who wants him to stay. I couldn't give a shit if a coward who'd rather play in a Mickey Mouse league wants off. Let him go and lets build a defence for the future. One that doesn't get embarrassed by Norwich, Hull and Everton players.

Lampard. What a fucking hero.

Dinho.

I thought you didn't rate our cheap French players because apparently the reason they come cheap is because they're not very good? No doubt you'll claim you didn't say it, once again. I don't rate Debuchy as a defender, think MYM is more one for the future that a player we needed at the time, and Haidara will possibly become a very good player but right now he should be absolutely nowhere near. Sissoko I've always held in high regard and was very happy when we signed Gouffran - he's a good player, no more, no less. Want me to continue? So back then you were exaggerating? No surprise. About what? Make a case or do one you little scrote.

I thought you didn't rate our cheap French players because apparently the reason they come cheap is because they're not very good? No doubt you'll claim you didn't say it, once again. I don't rate Debuchy as a defender, think MYM is more one for the future that a player we needed at the time, and Haidara will possibly become a very good player but right now he should be absolutely nowhere near. Sissoko I've always held in high regard and was very happy when we signed Gouffran - he's a good player, no more, no less. Want me to continue?

Nobody has told anyone what to dee. People are free to spend their Saturday night crying cyber tears after another 3 points if they do so wish. Just don't understand the 'look at the bigger picture' arrogance. I'd say we are at/above where we should be if you look at the table. So why the fuck are you on here you turnip???

Spot on. We're operating below our capacity merely because of him and his f***ing have what we hold attitude against sides worse than us. Below our capacity. We'll be at most three points off the top four by the end of the weekend. People just like to complain about him. We just like to complain about a manager who has two CMs that start games for France yet we can't control games at home to Norwich and Hull? Wow.

Obviously he's not a winger but he's, in a sense, the perfect player for Pardew. I love him, must admit. Not a great player but a massive, massive step up from Jonas - and he'll probably get you double figures, all being well.

Colo constantly loses his marker from set pieces. Should just let him mark a full-back and be done with it.

Aye, OK.

A manager with sense would put him in for Tiote and put Sissoko CM for games like today.

As soon as he can see the keyboard through the tears, he'll be here. The irony of this coming from his two biggest fans on here. Both who think he's a good captain. Jokers.

1 goal in 52 PL games now? Good going.

Hughton sacked.

What's Coloccini doing marking a great striker like Leroy Fer?

Tiote's such a waste of flesh in games like this.

Captain.