Ronaldo

Mole at it again? Seems like he finally managed to reach daddy's bottle of cider on top of the fridge.

Sod off, Mole. He's in absolutely awful form and I've not said owt different. Remy's a much better footballer in fantastic form who can make chances where other players can't with his explosiveness.

So you don't think there's a solid 1 in 2 poacher in there?

Not while we don't create chances for him, no.

First game was awful, second game was average BUT since then he has been very good with some standout performances Hull? Everton? GA likes making things up.

Walker and Smalling.

Agree with this.

And his defending - which ranges from competent to appalling.

Not even Pardew is stupid enough to put Jonas back in. We're staggeringly better in every department without the sackless bag of wank.

I thought they were top notch for some reason, and the normal press stuff seems to reflect positively on our facilities at the training ground. I'm not sure why I thought it like. Enlighten me - what improvements need made? You do know everything, dont you? It's the fact you're actually citing the press' opinion as if it were credible. The same press attempted to put a positive spin on getting dicked 6-0 by Liverpool at home.

It'll be 'fucking brill' when he pisses off for good in the summer.

I thought they were top notch for some reason, and the normal press stuff seems to reflect positively on our facilities at the training ground.

Because they don't fucking have to. Other clubs generally aren't owned as a means to support other business interests.

The facilities are well behind the top 7 or 8 clubs in the league.

Brilliant.

A fake Nigerian ffs. Could only be Shola.

38-year-old Ryan Giggs did Colo for pace, to be fair.

He'll never replicate what he was from February to May 2012 but there's a good solid 1 in 2 poacher in there somewhere.

Won't do much for Colo's confidence, getting raped every day in training by a player whose best days have been in the Championship. Rate Long, btw. He's far much more than a poacher.

Hopefully not, with respect to him.

Not really. Both of those results were quite smash and grab against teams towards the top of the league. The onus is now on us to take the game to Norwich so it would only be logical to expect a different approach. Yes. It's a preemptive defence of Pardew to partially advocate the same side. No, it's my opinion. I've said that it wouldn't be my choice, too. I realise that, but you said it would be difficult to argue with. It isn't.

That said, I don't trust rubbish like Williamson and whoever gets played at RB to stand up to counters, should we try to play on the front foot from the start.

Not really. Both of those results were quite smash and grab against teams towards the top of the league. The onus is now on us to take the game to Norwich so it would only be logical to expect a different approach. Yes. It's a preemptive defence of Pardew to partially advocate the same side.

Plus, Norwich have a cracking young manager, so some would have you believe.

Thanks for that, played till the end and got £6.