Ronaldo

Stand by everything I said there. When he fits my definition of a good midfielder I'll hold my hands up. Thing is with Tiote, if we win nobody gives a shit how he's actually played because it's just taken for granted that he's helped us see the game out. Good performance.

I'd hardly call playing your captain and best centre-back mental mind. Williamson's not the answer and it's a bit harsh, but Colo back now with Mbiwa right-back, then Debuchy back with Mbiwa & Colo (ie, our best back four) is what we should be aiming for. Mbiwa and Colo will never be the answer, man. Accident waiting to happen playing them together.

He was brilliant for the majority of his time at Barcelona. I know, I don't get that post at all.

You've just read it, dude.

Yorkie's such a blog whore.

You might wanna look at who was on the teamsheet just about every time we've been massively embarrassed by sides in the last 4 seasons.

Fwiw I'd rather have Hatem out there on one of his worst days than Shola.

Timmy doesn't have hands like a frying pan. Get rid I say.

He does offer the same. It's satisfying the needs of the team in order to beat the opposition that's important. Those needs are obviously far different away to Spurs and at home to Norwich.

Shola's utter crud, but he gives you something to aim for in the knowledge it won't come straight back, unlike anyone else in the squad, basically.

He's personally not that good at football.

One of the best nights of my life. Incredible.

Just this once I'm glad that Ian W was raised by farm animals.

He is nowhere near good enough to be a winger So Sissoko, Obertan or Sammy Ameobi are more effective Wingers? He was decent when he played there against Wigan. Yeah, probably.

Fucking love Kanji. Honoured to be his mate.

Thing is, Anita was our best player for 4-5 games and still got dropped for Tiote, I'm resigned to the midfield being the same. You're right, though, in an ideal world I'd always have Anita in at home against teams we need to be beating.

You would have done the same to those idiots who were taking our ladies' seats at the bar in Orlando as well. Thankfully idiot no.2 realized his little friend was a few moments away from getting decked. Was awesome man. I got some shit from my Mrs the next day about that, mate. Namely because the guy I put my hands on wasn't even in either of their seats. Fucking booze, cringeworthy.

The answer is among us.

Both look supremely confused, not smug.

Ridiculous.

Aww, I want the full story. I'm guessing you won? Yeah, they were both decked and ended up scampering off over the bridge, which worked out pretty perfectly because it was just as the fuzz arrived, who rightly assumed they were the guilty party and went after them.

October 2007, actually. Was Rugby WC Final night on the Quayside. I couldn't have really cared less that England lost but there were cunts everywhere wanting a fight. Two silly bastards from Liverpool got one.

Far as I can remember I've not actually had a brawl outside a boxing ring since November 2007.

Hey ey oh ey oh.

I'm getting a lot of joy imaging Ridgewell adopting Ian W's attitude about the whole thing there.