Ronaldo

On the pitch too.

He's from Scotland. Their way of politely asserting that they disagree.

I do think Taylor and Colo are our best bet, but Taylor's not the long term answer and I've said that on here since 2005. I'd happily see him sold if we got someone else in.

It's just a job to these guys, simples Well I've got a face like a smacked arse when I've had a shocker at work, so it's even worse. That's one of the reasons Hatem's happy here, tbh. Worshipped across the board no matter how he or the rest of the team plays.

Yes, given that it is him.

Was actually one for him and one for the trolley.

"Shops! Drink! Corner! Shops! Got out! TRUCK!"

Stealing that pic.

If Chelsea get Rooney it's over for Ba there.

He looks French.

Strange if true and not giggs. As if a provision for injury time wouldn't be incorporated into the contract.

Change your name.

Kinnear.

Kinnear and Carr off to Lyon next?

And that takes our DOF, manager and chief scout?

Sewelly hates Pardew more than anyone. I'm surprised he though secretly taking pictures and making polite conversation was the answer.

All I criticised was the rubbish Xl, not the poster. The poster might be absolutely right.

More the personnel than formation, like. It might well be that, but it's just awful.

We'll get hammered with that rubbish.

The captain should be saying these things.

Not even that lass you wanted to bosh.

You try being coherent when you're posting on an iPhone while driving on the M60 at rush hour.

I was on about his pals, like. Wouldn't expect Yorkie to accost anyone at the best of times.

Any 'mate' of mine did that I'd hit him and never speak to him again. What an absolute cunt.