Ronaldo

Come on, lads. Zabaleta's twice the player. There's no chance.

Should stick with him over Ba.

Given that you yourself said a while back that he'd been figured out and couldn't be trusted under pressure I'd say you think the truth's pretty close to what I've been saying.

He was much much quicker. When he was at spuds there wasn't anyone who could beat him for pace, he was a beast but put on too much muscle which slowed him down. These days you'd have him keep that pace instead of strength but back then ferdinands & Shearers were all the rage and doing the biz. Few injuries later in his arsenal career and his game was totally different. Early sol was amazing. I keep reading that on here. How does muscle slow you down? A sports scientist would laugh at that comment. Sol was strong and quick, but never Rio quick. Prime Rio had absolutely fantastic pace.

Sol was never as quick as Rio.

Better than Terry but not Rio.

He'll drag us down if he's a regular. He slows down play, gives away goals with his recklessness and is generally an accident waiting to happen in the games in which he's noticeable, ie not at home against the sides we should be beating. I'd play him away at OT etc when we could do with another body in there to upset the opposition and generally spoil.

Merson proportions, imo.

It's Wshmag or whatever he was called. The guy who wanted Xisco to die in a helicopter crash.

He had 4 seasons here and the 3rd was his best. Souness killed him.

"It'll blow ya face into de side of a tree."

Reminds me of my favourite part of FT:

I'd love to know when we can next expect to have a winger score 12 goals in a season out of nothing and create fuck knows how many chances per game.

WUM.

Deplorable.

Used to do what, angry man? He had a reasonably competent manager at Twente who used him in exactly the right way - on the bench.

We don't know how well Colo and Mapou will play together so I'll let that one go, but Cabaye and Tiote? Come on, man. One's total crap and the other's never really going to excel in this league, especially not when he has to carry the other.

Tiote in a nutshell. We'll go nowhere with such players.

Drinks only the finest wine. Only needs one nun to help get him out of a chair.

Pedrophile.

Last 2 are comfortably the worst, but still very entertaining.

Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep. My personal favourite. Nah, first episode of series 3. Another great one.

That's the one posted, dude.