Ronaldo

Yes, given that it is him.

Was actually one for him and one for the trolley.

"Shops! Drink! Corner! Shops! Got out! TRUCK!"

Stealing that pic.

If Chelsea get Rooney it's over for Ba there.

He looks French.

Strange if true and not giggs. As if a provision for injury time wouldn't be incorporated into the contract.

Change your name.

Kinnear.

Kinnear and Carr off to Lyon next?

And that takes our DOF, manager and chief scout?

Sewelly hates Pardew more than anyone. I'm surprised he though secretly taking pictures and making polite conversation was the answer.

All I criticised was the rubbish Xl, not the poster. The poster might be absolutely right.

More the personnel than formation, like. It might well be that, but it's just awful.

We'll get hammered with that rubbish.

The captain should be saying these things.

Not even that lass you wanted to bosh.

You try being coherent when you're posting on an iPhone while driving on the M60 at rush hour.

I was on about his pals, like. Wouldn't expect Yorkie to accost anyone at the best of times.

Any 'mate' of mine did that I'd hit him and never speak to him again. What an absolute cunt.

The crowd think he's a good manager. Say anything remotely negative about him at the match and 3 mongs and a disabled turn round to give you funny looks. One of the reasons I'm not going near the fucking place till he's removed.

How do you know we didn't do this and we actually want 15-18m? We dont, SSN reckon between £18m-£20m will get him. They're just reading my posts. FWIW we need to sell him ASAP if we've been offered around £20m.

Basically.

Which is impossible to determine anyway.