Ronaldo

He'll not go for anything close to £20m, as good as he is.

Burnt.

Bent would score goals for fun in that Spurs side. Defoe didn't. His best days are waaay behind him.

Would you put Remy on the left wing? I'd have him and Hatem switching.

McCarthy's much better, man. No need to be negative. Scottish doesn't count as home grown now? Ridiculous. It's not based on nationality its based on how long you spend at a club before your 21st Birthday. This doesn't count for clubs from a different association (aka jockland) Yeah I can see that. Seems daft to me. Same fucking country.

We'd have nearly the perfect 11 for a 4-2-4.

McCarthy's much better, man. No need to be negative. Scottish doesn't count as home grown now? Ridiculous.

I think I'd prefer it if Shola was sold. We should do the honourable thing and just give him away. Accepting money for Shola would be like stealing from a charity. I think Kinnear should fire him in front of 52,000 at SJP.

I think I'd prefer it if Shola was sold.

I hope Luca posts more often. This opinion aside he has a lot of good stuff to bring to the forum.

We've digressed because of my creativity and Luca's desire to re-sign Lovenkrands.

That really is it.

It's more tongue-in-cheek. Lovencunt implies he's a cunt.

Nice guy, Loven, even if he does do 60 in a 30.

I invented Cuntenkrands so naturally I prefer it. Lovencunt just sounds far too harsh, and obvious.

Don't talk sense with Ronaldo. Nah, common sense such as re-signing Lovenkrands is lost on Ronaldo.

Should've got a warning yesterday after what he posted about Cuntenkrands.

He won't.

He has a great future, if he gets games.

Not even Pardew can stop that lot, man. We'd fucking steamroller sides at home and be very dangerous away from it.

I want to say something but I've never seen him play.

I love HTT but it's a pretty absurd thing to say. He's been saying it for the best part of a decade on here so there's no point trying to change his mind.

Are you taking into account how injury prone Saylor is? I'm fairly certain Colo and MYM will play the majority of games at CB next season. It's a fair point, but Anita can play LB too, apparently. And he isn't getting into that midfield 2/3 any time soon.

Needs a pure DM to spend 90 minutes misplacing simple passes and pretending to be proper hard.

If Santon can't play it'll be Mapou 100%. Sammy Ameobi has not improved one bit between playing his first game 3 seasons ago and now. Why? Because he's not playing against men. Haidara will stagnate in exactly the same way if we don't get him out for a bit.