Ronaldo

Load of shit. That was opined on here after windows in 2010 and 2012. They learnt fuck all.

Saturday provides one of the few fixtures he's almost guaranteed to be useful in. Shame.

He's got 2 TVs in his bathroom. Why would he be homesick?

£31m? That doesn't sound anywhere near right.

Isn't Cronky a bit old for his sexual infatuation with Stevie G?

He's a crock of shit and Carrick wasn't much better either. Both were and are miles better than Gerrard.

Giroud over Benzema?

Bernard literally walked right past a crowd of Mackems right after the 3-2 game in 2005. Laughing at them. He's no woofter.

100% agree. They're the most unwatchable team in the league.

Would probably make far more sense to stick with the first choice CB partnership against a team whose threat comes straight down the middle, like. CBs first, then deal with the FB situation, always.

He's a top man and a top player.

Silly Mole.

Beardsley too. Though it's fair to say from that list only SAS really looked the business in England colours.

Here come the police to kick the shit out of the England fans on the advice of Darth vader.

He's the council estate version of Frank Lampard on excessive fizzy pop. Waste of space these days.

Jonas says hi In the England thread, fuck me give it a rest. NAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Gerrard stays on?

This is ridiculous.

It's neither a foul or dive. I've never fell to the ground like that in a situation like that. Unnatural imo. Do you run with the ball at that speed with legs that long? It's not a dive or a penalty, imo. Arms, why were they flapping about like Mrs Bimpy's minge flaps in a hurricane then ? I think he's going down and has exagerrated it. Not defending him, like, there's absolutely no place for it. Don't mind me Ron, i just come from a football way where the only time you got a penalty, was when you got hacked/foul/pulled down. No exagerrating fall or dive, or the claptrap of "he had a right to go down". Drives me mad what i see now. It drives me made, dude, and I only came in 10 years before the alice bands appeared. Ooops i wear an alice band when i play now Ruined my mental image of Bimpy Mine too, man. I had hopes that one day he'd show that wife who's boss. Just not gonna happen now.

Hart's handling is so inconsistent.

It's neither a foul or dive. I've never fell to the ground like that in a situation like that. Unnatural imo. Do you run with the ball at that speed with legs that long? It's not a dive or a penalty, imo. Arms, why were they flapping about like Mrs Bimpy's minge flaps in a hurricane then ? I think he's going down and has exagerrated it. Not defending him, like, there's absolutely no place for it. Don't mind me Ron, i just come from a football way where the only time you got a penalty, was when you got hacked/foul/pulled down. No exagerrating fall or dive, or the claptrap of "he had a right to go down". Drives me mad what i see now. It drives me made, dude, and I only came in 10 years before the alice bands appeared.

It's neither a foul or dive. I've never fell to the ground like that in a situation like that. Unnatural imo. Do you run with the ball at that speed with legs that long? It's not a dive or a penalty, imo. Arms, why were they flapping about like Mrs Bimpy's minge flaps in a hurricane then ? I think he's going down and has exagerrated it. Not defending him, like, there's absolutely no place for it.

It's neither a foul or dive. I've never fell to the ground like that in a situation like that. Unnatural imo. Do you run with the ball at that speed with legs that long? It's not a dive or a penalty, imo.

There's been like 3 long balls, man. Surprised at the negative comments in here I think we have played well. Played some decent football, created numerous chances and they haven't had one chance yet. Same old, man. It amazes me that English people can be so negative about the national team when we're up against such a horrible bunch of bastards.

There's been like 3 long balls, man.