Ronaldo

Sorry for stating the facts.

Because he wants to go home and doesn't have the bollocks to say it. Making up stories about his wife being ill instead.

Urgh. I get pretty angry when I think of all that sympathy he got from the fans when that bullshit about his wife came out, then when he got injured against Soton. Coward, tbh.

What a sad sad state of affairs. Could be so much worse, man.

Mehdi is too, but they're not French.

Which of them are Muslims? I know Hatem is, obviously.

With a first team full of Frenchmen I'm not sure the youngsters coming back with 'fuck your Pope' attitudes would be conducive to squad harmony.

Big money for League One, like. LOL.

Well yes, maybe if he'd arrived at a time of glory and stayed fit he'd have been popular. Him and Shearer banging them in 5 years earlier and I'm sure we'd think of him differently. But the fact is he was here at a testing time and he gloriously failed the test. Him and Shearer were always shit together anyway. Not only did he fail the test, we failed it by building the team around someone not even fit to wear the shirt.

Lampard and Wilshere are better, imo.

Aye and been f*cking awful every time, not to mention he's probably the best midfielder England has anyway. He isn't, like.

Keys and Gray sniggered a a bit before realising what was actually said. He mentioned Tino straight after the remark and they quickly shut him up.

Basically he couldn't see Les because he was standing next to something black. That was actually the punch line to an anecdote.

And he's just offended listeners with a racist comment about Les Ferdinand.

Two Taylors, both played in a very solid defence for virtually all of the first half of last season and he thinks Pardew's on about a midfielder.

Vividly. Bellamy pulling up with a series of one-footed hops before sitting on the turf. Knew he was gone. They all seemed to happen in one game - our injuries this time have been building/growing steadily this time Similar scenarios though, for sure, immensely talented squad hampered by injuries and a poor manager. You know Bobby was manager then, right?

They're Irish, though, mate. Don't think it counts.

Unloved is an understatement. Nobody can stand the little prick. See, even Neville 'I just wanna take you knickers off' Southall knows the score. I just wanna what? A text he sent to the teenage lass he had an affair with. Always made me chuckle, the thought of him sending/saying that.

Unloved is an understatement. Nobody can stand the little prick. Liverpool - Despised by fans Real Madrid - Forgotten about by fans Newcastle - Despised by fans Man Utd - Not noticed by fans Stoke - Not noticed by fans The Man U fans I know think he's a shithouse.

Unloved is an understatement. Nobody can stand the little prick. See, even Neville 'I just wanna take you knickers off' Southall knows the score.

Unloved is an understatement. Nobody can stand the little prick.

He did.

All Carver did was go have a word with the little cunt before that PE teacher pushed him.

You know I think you're a top guy, Dave, but that's a load of shit.

Ben Thatcher apparently. Basically attempted murder.