Ronaldo

Like the fact you want rid of him for being shit?

Good job he's not on Twitter.

Why, what've you said? Just the same as a few really saying that if it was down to personal reasons we should make it as hard as possible to make him leave. Not this like. We should still seek a resolution. Obviously there's plenty we don't know, but I don't see why he has to play for a team in Argentina.

This too. Cunts.

Singing about him shagging other people's wives might not be the most appropriate thing to do, like.

Why, what've you said?

I'd be in favour if we supported a real club, but we don't.

Was he in Argentina when his mother passed?

Christ.

Fucking loved such games last season. Only the WBA game from this campaign compares.

Is he actually any good?

Ancelotti and Rodgers in the same sentence, man.

Cabs instead of Jonas if fit.

Krul © Debauchery* Williamson Colo Santon Anita Bigirimana Jonas Marveaux Obertan Cisse * Been waiting 8 months to do that.

I'd have guessed this too if Pardew hadn't acknowledged Jonas' poor performances recently.

I'd rather have Paul and Barry in the squad, to be honest. At least watching them miskick the ball or hoof it over the bar would be funny.

We already have one vain queer we can't get rid of! LOL!! Excellent by your standards.

How would you feel if you were about to be dragged away from all your school mates to a underdeveloped shithole?

An away win? LOL

Shola should be playing non-league and scrubbing toilets with his brother from Mon-Fri.

In fairness 30,000 blokes regularly offer him the chance of a shag with their missus so if he has took someone up on the offer he can't really be blamed Where does 30,000 come from?

Nile Ranger's our second best striker.

Pardew's far better looking than Colo, to be fair. Can't see any betrayal on Colo's side in that respect.

I'd give it to Hatem or Cabaye. Tomorrow I'd give it to Krul, no doubt. Never agreed with it going to keepers on a full-time basis.

In other words you're still praying it's strongly linked to Pardew.