Ronaldo

I'm having to fight the urge to recalibrate my expectations now.

I said back in November he'd not be nearly as effective without Best (or a similar player) doing the graft from him, and it's played out like that. Frankly I couldn't care less. We're winning and he's contributing.

Superb today.

Obviously his best game for us today. Great to see him getting forward and scoring goals.

Stupid as ever.

Badly needs to learn how to kick, but he's probably been the best keeper in the league this season.

Not a foot wrong today.

Great game with a superb atmosphere. Krul 5.5 Simpson 6.5 Williamson 7 Coloccini 8.5 Santon 9 Cabaye 9 Tiote 8 Jonas 7 Ben Arfa 7 Cisse 8 Ba 6.5

It's beautiful 5 miles west of the city centre too.

Lovely day for football, like.

That's definitely hair included.

He'd look absolutely tiny for a CB without his hair.

You do realise we need to finish in the top 4 for CL football, right? Honestly.

Abramovich picks the team.

Nah, Bolton fans are fine. I'm a tad biased, like.

Short-tempered fuckers, I tell ya. They leer at young girls, man. It's disgusting. f***ing hell, nothing quite like a sweeping generalisation. Sorry. Just saying what I've seen.

Short-tempered fuckers, I tell ya. They leer at young girls, man. It's disgusting.

Wankers. I saw a group of about 10 of them taunting a couple of lasses in toon shirts as I was walking out up that long road. I rolled up my sleeves to mid-bicep, puffed out my chest and walked right towards the group in my silver 3rd strip, and sure enough they parted like the Red Sea. Horrible, cowardly c***s from a horrible part of the country. They're getting what they deserve now and it's bloody fitting that we were the first team to benefit from their fall.

Similar player to Cabaye. Difference is, Cabaye has the engine to put it the graft that to some extent compensates when he can't influence the game in an attacking sense.

Must say, I've generally found Turks to be people I wouldn't want to spend any length of time with.

How I'd love it if Laurent Robert went bonkers and came back and shot them both.

I agree with Skirge for once.

What does Blackburn have to do with it?

Eh?

Think he'll get a club eventually, yes. You can't liken his crime to that Lee Hughes' though. Hughes was a reckless driver and a coward, not a rapist.