Ronaldo

As opposed to who? Nobody?

Liam Ridgewell was. Mariappa was.

I was absolutely certainly he'd score about 5 seconds before he did.

Try not to pin that on Pardew, OK?

Fair play, James. Looked a good player recently and was superb today.

I hope Kevin Phillips gets lynched on his way out of the stadium. Horrible little shite.

He always recovers fast. Can easily see him back for the game after Liverpool.

Just a great guy and a great manager. Big fuck off to the haters.

Makes a habit of getting outmuscled by players considerably smaller. Been mostly f***ing s**** for about 10 games now.

One of the best performances I've ever witnessed for us today. Bettered only by a couple from Bellamy in 02-03 and Pedro in the mid-90s.

Cabaye the same score as Guthrie? Put your specs on, son. Guthrie did better in the 2nd half. Cabaye was mostly ineffective but worked hard.

8 points from our final 8 and I'm convinced we'll finish 6th.

Krul 6.5 Simpson 7 Williamson 6 Coloccini 7 Perch 9 Guthrie 6 Cabaye 6 Jonas 8.5 Ben Arfa 10 Cisse 9 Ba 8 Santon 6 Shola 7 Ferguson 6.5

Absolutely superb result.

Cisse was laughing on the stretcher, mate.

Perch is God.

Williamson: "There's always a fakin way."

Don't boo him, lads. He tries his best.

Williamson yet again.

Oh, bollocks.

Oh, good. More negativity. Be happy, man!

Apart from Guthrie running like he shat his pants in the 2nd minute they've all played well.

Ahhh, point scoring already today Ronaldo was so confident in Pardew that he predicted us to win today. Oh wait... Our record in orange strips. My bad.

No chance.

Ahhh, point scoring already today Ronaldo was so confident in Pardew that he predicted us to win today. Oh wait... Our record in orange strips.