Ronaldo

Doyle's disallowed goal against Wolves? The ball quite clearly went out.

Fondle The Men.

That's who I think of everytime someone uses the word.

That's partly my point. I expect Krul will have his shirt in a couple of years, though.

Krul's a lot younger and far, far better based on this season.

Amazes me that he's fighting with anybody for that shirt, especially Vorm.

How am I to know when fanboys are lurking?

That ones requires more severe torture. Pathetic.

It's become the consolation prize that the big teams don't really want. You can't have teams dropping into it and whoever devised that concept should be waterboarded. Knockout format probably wouldn't work either. No harm in having a group stage first.

Yeah, he probably does and realises what an asset Gutierrez and Ben Arfa are to our side. Funny s***, eh. Trust you to think I was having at go at arguably our best player recently and your homoerotic crush when I was actually doing neither.

What song welcomes them?

The format of the Europa league needs to be changed but it's still a lucrative tournament.

Ben Arfa and Gutierrez. He does his homework.

Away in 2007, away in 2001.

Our arguably best midfielder? You don't say? Tiote, tbh. I thought Tiote was useless against teams not in the top six in your opinion? Although I suppose our new formation may change things a bit. Do you really want to do this to yourself? Stop it. Asked and answered.

Get in Valencia!

Our arguably best midfielder? You don't say? Tiote, tbh. I thought Tiote was useless against teams not in the top six in your opinion? Although I suppose our new formation may change things a bit. At home he's not the same player against such teams. That still leaves 25 games where he's one of the first names on our teamsheet.

Our arguably best midfielder? You don't say? Tiote, tbh.

Nothing needs to be deflected onto Balotelli. He's let his team down again and again.

What should he say? He wants him out.

Did Abeid look like Xavi against Blackburn? People have never stopped banging on about it.

Of course he isn't

GAME OVER.

Why's that?

Beyond obsession now, like.