Ronaldo

We produced the Caldwell brothers, technically.

BOOOOOOO.

Bet Martin Samuel is still loving having Newcastle's best player and a great manager like Allardyce.

Why does it take a Wigan win for you to do that?

Superb penalty that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Do you want them to win like? Why wouldn't I?

Chelsea are toothless, man.

COYS!

Jesus Christ. That's horrific. That's not a million miles off first choice though, is it? Bardsley & Cattermole seem to be the only two obvious missing first-teamers. Evan those two are pretty s**** To be fair, Cattermole didn't look s**** when he came up against the bloke in your avatar.

Yet acted like a complete tool when he was substituted against Spurs.

Agbonlahor's a good player, man.

this. You say that but if Spurs lose and we win, we will be 4 points off them and 2 off Chelsea. Yes.

Spurs win, man. We have no hope in hell of catching them.

Did I read that right, someone thinks Zidane and Ronaldinho were better?

Still think they're both a long way from Coloccini.

Or for Liverpool. Those 3 months are starting to look a lot like Bobby Zamora's for Fulham a couple of years back. Purple patch.

I'd say Barton probably had a better season than Enrique. Jonas was possibly better than Jose in the second half of the season, too. Enrique was good but not great last season. Carroll had a magnificent 3 months. Don't think that warrants saying he was one of our 'two best players'.

That is nonsense. Carroll was easily our most important players while he was here last season. Enrique was also consistently in the team and consistently performed at an exceptional level. It is revisionist to say otherwise. Spot on. Our first choice 11 while both were here was probably Harper/Simpson-Colo-Taylor-Enrique/Barton-Nolan-Tiote-Jonas/Carroll-Ameobi, they were easily 2 of our best players. What the hell does our best 11 have to do with the ludicrous comment that implied Enrique was better than the likes of Colo and Tiote? Carroll too.

That is nonsense. Carroll was easily our most important players while he was here last season. Enrique was also consistently in the team and consistently performed at an exceptional level. It is revisionist to say otherwise. You think they were our best two players last season? Dodgy streams by the sounds of it.

Carroll and Enrique were a long way from being our best players.

Aye, against Spurs. What a fucking surprise that is.

More cars there than people.

Don't be so silly.