Ronaldo

2 goals in 23 games. I suppose that's an improvement. Well done, lads!

I TRIED TO TELL YOU ALL.

It would be reckless. Reckless is relying what we have now. Well spotted.

Jonas is fucking useless.

It would be reckless.

These two don't have a f***ing clue.

Obertan's a better winger.

I TRIED TO TELL YOU ALL.

Another crap corner. Pathetic.

The players that started have 6 league goals between them this season. Should've known.

...must do his confidence the world of good never suggested he was playing well but regardless, we should never be giving dogs abuse to player who is trying and keeps himself to himself off the pitch. Not trying hard enough.

Cabaye can't take corners, like.

2 strikers on the pitch would be nice. Shame the bench is so crap.

There's talent there. Don't write him off. Mental block. Could do a good job. Has lots of ability. Fans are scum.

I rate him. He's out of form and can't do it by himself anyway, though.

Should've been one in on January 1st. Without Ba this lot will struggle to score past the lowest of the low.

We could do with buying Delap from Stoke. Long throw-ins might be our only hope.

Same as the left.

Cabaye's have been poor of late?

You need goals to do that.

Knew that'd happen. Out of the Cup again.

A shot is an improvement, I guess.

Dodgy Krul.

I miss having good wingers.

Apart from the glaring error it's actually a really funny post.