Ronaldo

Is that a serious question?

My favourite app.

The debut of Bestarfa.

Good old Hughton and his entertaining football again. Oh, and .

It was transparent the first time, now it's beyond boring.

Preferable to seeing him for 12 years on the pitch, I suppose.

We've had this nonsense for the best part of 5 years.

English football will be a far better place when that horrible bastard drops dead.

Anderson's a top player. He'll eventually shine for that filth.

What in the fuck?

I quite like his outfit.

Let's hope he learns to strike a ball properly in training.

Indication.

Fair play.

Comes down to opinions as to what constitutes a chance, I guess. Two of them aren't, in mine.

I don't remember Taylor making one chance.

No fucking about with keepers, hopefully.

Interesting. I haven't followed him so not sure if he's still up to doing a job...but I'd have thought a player of his talent will be able to bury goals with that team around him. That's incredibly naive. He had a far, far better side around him at Barca and managed to look terrible. Messi and others will tell you.

He's not 6'2". I've seen him a few times in Fratelli and he's shorter than me.

Nice try.

4 goals in 5 games, like.

That's because we'll still have to pay the c***'s wages. Why doesn't he agree to play for less if he's so desperate to play? Yes, that's exactly the point I was making.

Used the same words in relation to Carrick.

Not sure we can afford that midfield like, asking too much of virtually untried kids. I think so too. Shame, because it would be nice to rest some of our players after the last couple of weeks.