Ronaldo

He didn't have to marry her. The heart wants what the heart wants, chap.

Ramage is a player, man.

He most certainly is, and you probably know my opinion of Obertan.

He's the worst 'footballer' regularly starting for us, that's for sure. Defensively can be quite solid.

Simpson has had 5 or 6 shockers.

That was his wife. Cort's a good bloke.

We all should go to his house and kill him, one by one.

As long as Bolton stay up and QPR go down I don't mind so much.

Nope. Both teams were under caretaker management.

I'm not sure it's right for us to be abusing him, like. It's become fairly clear that there's something wrong the bloke. He's not all there.

Been crap for 2 years. Aye, it's a shame he's a massive c***. Could have done well in the PL. The ability is still there, no question. Is it bollocks, he's bloody useless.

In fairness, it was only against Leeds.

Arshavin's been a lot better tonight? He's been absolute crap from start to finish.

Wenger hasn't half bought a load of crap, like.

Fair f***ing play to Thierry, man.

Owen scored twice against this load of shit, no reason Henry can't.

This is the best team, by the way.

Ruiz has been good.

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That stupid cunt Oliver Holt called Dyer a 'great signing'.

Where is Christmas Tree?

When teams park the bus we struggle. The lack of penetration from the wide men is chiefly to blame for that.

Shut the fuck up with this bullshit, man.

Liverpool and Everton.

No we couldn't.