Ronaldo

Anything but Virgin Media, man. Their customer service makes the cunts at Sports Direct look like philanthropists.

I wish we'd given him the no.9 shirt in the summer when I suggested it. Cunts just don't listen.

Superb.

That's kind of what I'm getting at.

Who translated that interview?

Nobody will pay us anything close to what a lot of us agree he's worth. Circa £6m? I just can't see it. A Turkish side perhaps, but I don't think he'd want that.

Nobody will pay us anything close to what a lot of us agree he's worth.

Nah.

Like at Old Trafford?

We've played long ball most of the season, we're just doing it more than ever now. we did it all last season aswel, one positive thing i thought may happen from the sale of carroll was that we wont have to launch it at the bean pole anymore. just using leon best and demba for that role now. f***ing horrible, pardew is soon becoming a fraud, he told players like cabaye we were suppose to change and play more passing game, and starting to look like a real fukking bulshitter right now. i know if i was player and got conned in moving countries by my boss on false premises i would be furious and lose all respect for the t***. Demba's in the form of his career and we're sitting 7th. Take it easy. look mate i aint knee jerking and i aint asking for the manager to get the sack, im actually grateful for what he and ashley has done so far believe it or not. but jesus, why does he insist on long balls and crosses crosses crosses, it didnt work vs swansea, didnt work against norwich, didnt work against wba, and it We scored twice against WBA and Norwich. Defensively frailties cost us in those games. The only problem I have with us using lots of crosses is the fact both our wingers are basically terrible at it.

We've played long ball most of the season, we're just doing it more than ever now. we did it all last season aswel, one positive thing i thought may happen from the sale of carroll was that we wont have to launch it at the bean pole anymore. just using leon best and demba for that role now. f***ing horrible, pardew is soon becoming a fraud, he told players like cabaye we were suppose to change and play more passing game, and starting to look like a real fukking bulshitter right now. i know if i was player and got conned in moving countries by my boss on false premises i would be furious and lose all respect for the t***. Demba's in the form of his career and we're sitting 7th. Take it easy.

Nixon knows I'm not from the fucking east end.

He most certainly didn't used to be. Not seen him for a couple of season mind. Imagine that hot girlfriend from when you were 16, but now with 3 kids and wearing a dirty tracksuit. Incredibly, you've just very accurately described someone.

He most certainly didn't used to be. Not seen him for a couple of season mind.

That's a redundant comparison. Neither of them had a player of Ben Arfa's type to leave on the bench. ginola and robert spring to mind. Both were simply too good to leave on the bench in any situation. Robert especially had the type of game that didn't rely on those around him.

That's a redundant comparison. Neither of them had a player of Ben Arfa's type to leave on the bench.

His passing is often very poor. Especially when he's required to do something with it at home.

Direct football doesn't always have to be s****. With the right players it can be extremely effective and entertaining, especially in England. Yeah but we're not playing good direct football. We're playing f***ing w*** football that doesn't suit the players, and marginalising our most talented players by doing so. Ok, let's look at the players. I'm sure a fair few would consider this our most likely starting Xl: Krul - Woeful with the ball at his feet. Simpson - Enough said. Colo - Superb on the ball, great at bringing the ball out of defence. Williamson - Poor on the ball. Ryan Taylor - Hopeless at carrying the ball; strikes it really well. Obertan - Absolutely f***ing crap. Cabaye - Superb on the ball; frequently has difficulty imposing himself. Will improve in time. Tiote - Very average on the ball; frequently gives it away in dangerous areas. Jonas - Superb close control; passing and being required to impart any pace on the ball exposes his massive lack of talent. Ba - Our best striker and arguably our most important player alongside Colo. Thrives primarily on crosses - high and low. HBA - Provides a strong argument to keep the ball down. Huge question mark over his ability to deliver consistently. It doesn't provide a great argument to play a short passing game.

Direct football doesn't always have to be shite. With the right players it can be extremely effective and entertaining, especially in England.

Ben Arfa has more footballing ability in his (probably smaller than average) penis than Jonas has in total. Thankfully I stopped taking your post seriously after the mention of him.

"MON continues to add to his stock as one of the world's best managers."

What in the fuck?

What the hell are you on, Stifler?

He must be joking.

Its not perceived its true at the moment, the Liverpool game he didn't try especially when we didn't have the ball, fans will forgive a lot but will never ever forgive a lack of effort, and that would be every club from the very top to a Sunday park. It very blatantly is perceived.