Ronaldo

He was injured from the start of March to the the last game of the season in late May. He made 11 appearances in total and scored 6 league goals.

He scored in 4 league games over a 5 month period. Which 5 month period was this? Lovely to see you try to discard the hat-trick against WHU using games instead of goals. Lovely tactic to use against one of our own players for the greater good - ie ammunition against Pardew. Relentless.

Great save by wor Fraser, like.

Not the first report of the younger Ameobi acting like that. Next time remind him of the time he pissed himself as an 8-year-old at his brother's girlfriend's 18th birthday party at Jesmond Cricket Club in July 2000; just don't be racist about it, or you'll get it.

The problem is, there aren't any goals in the rest of the team. We simply can't afford to have 2 players up front who don't score either.

I remember the days when Adu was the litmus test to distinguish between talking to an actual football and some pretentious dickhead with a FM habit.

Joe Ledley is some boy.

Wouldn't call it hatred like. Aye, a couple of years ago Lampard would have been most peoples first pick. You just have to accept he's on the way down now Ron, hence why he can't even get starting games for Chelsea. He's started 14 out of 18, like. Not saying he's the best midfielder in the league, or he's as good as he was 2 years back, but not as good as Cheick Tiote? Ludicrous.

The hatred for Lampard's incredible, like.

Carrick's no world beater but he's a very good player and should probably be marginal within this type of list.

I didn't suggest anything.

Would Maiga have passed his medical if Taylor hadn't done his achilles?

Aye.

Rather have Obertan.

Whoever said that should be put down. He's the worst keeper I've seen in the PL for about a decade. Bywater Nah, this guy's worse. Every time I see him play it looks like he's trying to throw the game, and the subtlety of those actions seems to diminish as the game progresses.

Yorkie still longs for the days of dicking Estonian butchers 2-0 at home.

Whoever said that should be put down. He's the worst keeper I've seen in the PL for about a decade.

Well said.

Some arsehole who sits in front of me and got both barrels. He's barely said a word since.

Gerrard's the only baffling inclusion so far. Carrick's marginal, but I've always rated him.

Cabaye was told to 'fuck off and not come back' during the Arsenal game, and Ba was called 'shite and slow'. Sounds like Oba gets off lightly.

Fifa underrate him a little bit too. They've finally acknowledged he's one of the best CBs in the PL, though.

I'd love to see him score for us.

By people who don't have a clue. They don't count.

I think that's his point. Even the biggest anti-NUFC scummer couldn't argue with Krul, Coloccini and Ba being in there. They simply have to be.