Ronaldo

Chelsea are so shite, man. Slightest bit of pressure and they fold every single time.

Thanks.

You need help, bro. I kinda like you, so I'll leave it there.

He scored a thumper against Southampton on arguably the greatest day of my life - up until then, at least.

Of course it has. He's basically what Nile Ranger was 2 years back.

I don't remember many, if any.

Oldtype sees the truth as a hilarious extent now. The joys of living in a totalitarianism, I guess.

Perhaps because we don't have the players for 4-3-3?

Completely agree with that.

Well said.

I can only conclude he thinks Santon is Ryan Taylor's nickname.

We used the third kit. Tomorrow will probably be the first time we will use our away kit in the PL this season. Oh, p*ss off. The third strip is an away kit.

We used them against QPR, did we not?

I would've been proud if he'd done something with the ball.

So depressingly true. We are the nice guys of football, and we all know what happens to nice guys. I was thinking that when Jonas put the ball out after Reid went down injured. Imagine a ruthless t*** like Blackburn's Pedersen or Seb Larsson or some t*** like that Not that they get any real success, but you know what I mean. I went mad when Jonas did that. On reflection it didn't help his case that he didn't do his job for the umpteenth consecutive game.

He won every ball in the air during the second half of the Championship season, I think people are forgetting just how good he is in the air. He's good, not great.

He's a terrible CM. His performance against West Brom last season could be used in an Idiot's Guide to avoiding being crap in midfield.

I saw him too, posing for pictures. Guess it had taken its toll.

That's Saylor's. Then he isn't a perfect replacement for Colo.

The genius of Dermot Morgan is never encapsulated quite so well as beweeen 40 seconds and 1 minute 25 of this clip.

Shola and Sammy for the last couple of games? Give over man. Of course a bit harsh given the time they had on the pitch, but were still woeful. True enough.

Clearly nothing to do with the fact he stuggles to correctly make contact with the ball. I wish we'd stop making elaborate excuses for players who simply aren't very good and don't have the talent to surpass that. I wish we'd stop writing players off after hardly giving them a chance. When is it OK to write them off?

Well, this is the same man who took Ben Arfa off for Shola Ameobi at half time for no apparent reason. When did that happen? Not sure it was for no apparent reason, but Chelsea. Silly for you to say that then. We improved significantly after that change.

I like him because he's the type of player most of us have craved for years in the wake of several physically lacking central midfielders. He's overrated on here, though. Should one of the top 6 teams buy him - which I doubt will happen - he'd probably play in the some of the big games but find himself benched for the vast majority.