Ronaldo

I've actually no idea where you've dreamt that up from. Needless negativity.

Which facts?

No chance.

Dinho has always struck me as an angry and deeply confused chap, as it happens. Says it all.

There's something about being England manager, though. It adds a bit of prestige. He's completely transformed Spurs but won't win anything big with them.

I really like watching Spurs now. I think they'll ease to 3rd place this season.

Bale is the fastest white man I've ever seen in football.

Do you ever give up, Mick? That seems to be all you've posted for the last week.

Couple of right peckers, that's for sure.

Far more than Jonas did.

Wait till Best's had a few games as the main man again before making that judgement. He'll get them when Demba goes to Africa. Best on the shoulder with Hatem off him might function well for us.

Obertan was OK yesterday. A pretty poor overall performance saved by a good assist.

yeah fair do's. i've got more faith in Williamson though Both are average Premier League players with limitations.

Half of those you've made up.

Isn't it lovely when you can spin a negative out of a glaring positive. You must have such self-esteem. Only one person started Best ahead of him, and it wasn't me. Nor did I ever advocate keeping him out of the starting lineup for this game, or any other I can think of.

Do we pay this guy £500,000 a goal?

He's lovely, no question.

Played a great ball through which led to Ba having a shot (absent) Huge deflection. Anyway, he played quite well against City and Man U.

Not quite as good as Tony Meola then.

All of the episodes can be found on YT via 4OD.

Christ do we live in learn, man. I was never a fan but after 3 years of Jonas being our best winger I'd poor acid on my chod to have a player of Milner's quality out wide.

Brilliant decision.

I remember it being incredible how much Shearer improved when Gullit left and Bobby came in. Almost too good to be true. Wink Wink.

AGUERO! Motson's pierced his foot on a spike.