Ronaldo

Ludicrous.

It gets the fans onside immediately, its called common sense you massive sp***** You're so lovable.

No it wouldn't.

Fair points. Then again, there's nowt I've seen from the likes of Raylor, Simpson and Obertan that suggests they can give more.

I'd refuse to fly that distance.

Not sure how that's remotely funny, like.

don't fall for beardies PR. I want to though he's as much an operator as ashley, probably more question marks over him. he's the tony blair of business. Immensely intelligent, brave and decisive?

Nando's isn't even open now.

Anything but Virgin Media, man. Their customer service makes the cunts at Sports Direct look like philanthropists.

I wish we'd given him the no.9 shirt in the summer when I suggested it. Cunts just don't listen.

Superb.

That's kind of what I'm getting at.

Who translated that interview?

Nobody will pay us anything close to what a lot of us agree he's worth. Circa £6m? I just can't see it. A Turkish side perhaps, but I don't think he'd want that.

Nobody will pay us anything close to what a lot of us agree he's worth.

Nah.

Like at Old Trafford?

We've played long ball most of the season, we're just doing it more than ever now. we did it all last season aswel, one positive thing i thought may happen from the sale of carroll was that we wont have to launch it at the bean pole anymore. just using leon best and demba for that role now. f***ing horrible, pardew is soon becoming a fraud, he told players like cabaye we were suppose to change and play more passing game, and starting to look like a real fukking bulshitter right now. i know if i was player and got conned in moving countries by my boss on false premises i would be furious and lose all respect for the t***. Demba's in the form of his career and we're sitting 7th. Take it easy. look mate i aint knee jerking and i aint asking for the manager to get the sack, im actually grateful for what he and ashley has done so far believe it or not. but jesus, why does he insist on long balls and crosses crosses crosses, it didnt work vs swansea, didnt work against norwich, didnt work against wba, and it We scored twice against WBA and Norwich. Defensively frailties cost us in those games. The only problem I have with us using lots of crosses is the fact both our wingers are basically terrible at it.

We've played long ball most of the season, we're just doing it more than ever now. we did it all last season aswel, one positive thing i thought may happen from the sale of carroll was that we wont have to launch it at the bean pole anymore. just using leon best and demba for that role now. f***ing horrible, pardew is soon becoming a fraud, he told players like cabaye we were suppose to change and play more passing game, and starting to look like a real fukking bulshitter right now. i know if i was player and got conned in moving countries by my boss on false premises i would be furious and lose all respect for the t***. Demba's in the form of his career and we're sitting 7th. Take it easy.

Nixon knows I'm not from the fucking east end.

He most certainly didn't used to be. Not seen him for a couple of season mind. Imagine that hot girlfriend from when you were 16, but now with 3 kids and wearing a dirty tracksuit. Incredibly, you've just very accurately described someone.

He most certainly didn't used to be. Not seen him for a couple of season mind.

That's a redundant comparison. Neither of them had a player of Ben Arfa's type to leave on the bench. ginola and robert spring to mind. Both were simply too good to leave on the bench in any situation. Robert especially had the type of game that didn't rely on those around him.

That's a redundant comparison. Neither of them had a player of Ben Arfa's type to leave on the bench.

His passing is often very poor. Especially when he's required to do something with it at home.