Ronaldo

He was coming out with that rubbish literally until the day Hughton was announced as permanent manager (2:15):

Classic Skirge. Up early and sharp as a tack.

There's no way they'll go for Tiote, so you're right.

And ability.

FYP 3:47 gets me every time.

For the record I'd take him in an eyeblink. Off the field we don't need him; on the field we most certainly could do with a player of such fantastic quality.

Has he scored 8 goals off the field?

He was at the game the other week, though. That's what he's getting at.

Negative bastards, as Kinnear would've said.

That's a disgusting thing to post.

Funny Taylor managed to look bad alongside Coloccini last season. As usual it's always somebody else's fault.

Why not?

Indeed.

The bloke is a football weakling. He's s***. He's not. He had some very useful attributes. We'd have gone down in 06-07 without him, and fuck knows where we'd be now if that had happened.

Fucking Twitter, man. No doubt Skirge and the rest of the monkeys will have been having a pop.

Martin's pace, shooting, directness and workrate would be nice, like.

I'm sure that's been asked about 10 times with 10 different ways of spelling.

Induced a semi.

I'm convinced he was ambidextrous, like. Anyway, he was so bloody good with both feet it didn't matter, was my point.

Maldini was both-footed, mate.

Perhaps.

There's nothing to prove. If we want to beat Swansea it makes by far the most sense to play the partnership that has clicked to excellent effect in the past.

Best is one of the biggest reasons we were 3rd after 12 games. He's easily good enough to start.

Would feel a bit harsh leaving Best out, he has been fantastic for us since we needed a replacement for Carroll (imo). You know I like Best. Competition is important.

We'll play Maiga up with Ba. Don't see the problem.