Ronaldo

Instead of Colo or Raylor?

Cabaye. I honestly don't know why this keeps coming up. He's most certainly not a captain. Captain at Lille. He was the club captain of Lille?

What a tool.

Cabaye. I honestly don't know why this keeps coming up. He's most certainly not a captain.

Piss off, Smith.

He's another one that doesn't know how to dress, like.

Krul Simpson Colo Perch Santon Ben Arfa Gosling Cabaye Jonas Best Ba

What in the f*** is that?

Why the sad face?

That's what I mean, they don't even look like brothers apart from the skin.

Pretty sure that's Balotelli. Looks nothing like Mario.

Is that something to do with his kissing celebration demonstrated a couple of times with Nolan and Colo?

Here it is: http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/columnists/simon-bird/Simon-Bird-s-Newcastle-column-Will-Newcastle-do-another-Andy-Carroll-and-cash-in-on-Cheik-Tiote-Fabricio-Coloccini-or-Danny-Simpson-in-January-article836173.html

I don't know.

Speaking on The Mirror, has anyone else seen that Simon Bird article from today? Never seen much rubbish since last week.

I think he's worth £20-25m, certainly.

I don't even think it's a valid discussion to be honest. Carroll is completely irrelevant now. Ba is only the main striker because he's getting more goals, and Best to a large extent facilitates that with his selflessness and his threat in the box.

I don't agree. Carroll was often very effective for us dropping deeper to win the ball and turn it into possession. Plus, Best very rarely drops deeper than Ba.

He's absolutely crap at defending corners.

He certainly managed it with Best in the team.

That version of Carroll - the one that scored the winner against Arsenal - could probably play alongside any intelligent forward.

Depends which Carroll you're talking about.

From a defensive perspective (if that's what you mean) Shola is about as much use as Alan Smith would be on the wing.

I think Ba's more effective ghosting into the box. Ben Arfa being there places far too much focus on him. We need someone who can play higher up the park than Ba, and do the donkey work when necessary. Best generally makes a good fist of this, plus he's far more of a goalscoring threat than HBA.

Aye. There aren't many attacking players in the league comparable to Shaun Wright-Phillips.