Ronaldo

Where's the Harper interview?

Was that the bizarre 4-3 win down there? Yep. The same day the WWF came to Newcastle. Bloody hell, I was at that at the Arena. Still have my DX t shirt somewhere. Seems a million years ago. Me too. Still have an autograph from Hardcore Holly somewhere.

Wow.

Was that the bizarre 4-3 win down there? Yep. The same day the WWF came to Newcastle.

I think the 2 goals down at Pride Park were the last example of vintage Speed, the box-to-box colossus.

i dont gamble- nor understand the +1 stuff etc. but i would chuck a grand on that like. It's pretty obvious, mate. Come on.

That's the best quote I've read, and from Saha of all people.

True story. Shola's been described the same way several times despite being weak as piss and about as athletic as a 3 piece suite.

Jonas has a 'not this again' look on his face. Must happen every day in training.

All over +1. Might even put my house on it.

Merson should be in a group home.

I've yet to see an insanely powerful shot or incredible workrate, like. Natural goalscorer with pretty good physical attributes and a decent touch is how I'd probably describe Ba.

Eh?

For me it's definitely a yellow, pretty perplexed with the MOTD lot all saying it was absolutely fine. Also, any chance of a thread title change, cringing every time I see it. Sadly, predictably true. He really doesn't seem to like Colo. It's become evident recently that this isn't true. He's been singing Colo's praises for the last month or so, even going as far as to call him the biggest reason for our high position in the table.

That actually doesn't describe Ba at all.

Nice. Daftys, have changed it in my post. Chivalry.

Shearer was with him briefly on Saturday from what I've heard.

Wow it's true what they say black is slimming. Best one so far.

He's entitled to share an opinion. In what planet is autoerotic asphyxiation worse than suicide?

This is worth a read regarding Speed's departure from Everton: http://www.nufc.com/html/speed-house.html

Ancelotti at Sunderland, man. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

I'd rather watch a gardening programme.

Yeah, you'll have to find it, though. It won't be advertised on the site.

What the fuck is up with Shearer, though, seriously? I can't believe the amount of crap he manages to talk in the space of 80 minutes or whatever. It's almost as if his body has been inhabited by Shearer the player's polar opposite.